Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML
Today, my brother threw his Switch across the room and broke it. Our parents decided that, "Video games are bad!" and took away my Switch, as well as my gaming PC that I built and paid for myself. FML
Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML
Today, my husband and son ganged up on me in a game of Mario Kart. I threw the game down and stormed off. The last thing I saw was them high-fiving and yelling "RAGE QUIT" and laughing hysterically. They will both suffer for this. FML
Today, my younger brother broke his Switch in a fit of gamer rage. When my dad refused to buy him a new one, he had a massive tantrum. Later, he dunked mine in the toilet since it "wasn't fair" that I still had a Switch and he didn't. My parents beat him, but they won't buy me a new one. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML
Today, the cops were called on our apartment because they heard angry yelling and loud screams. I was having a Mario Kart party with some friends over and we got too into the game. FML
Today, while playing ping pong, my brother got mad that he lost and threw the paddle at my head, causing me to fall backwards into the TV mounted on the wall. Now I have a concussion and have to pay to replace the TV. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML
Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworked my heart so much that I fainted. What caused it? I was playing a racing game on my Wii and freaked out when I won first place. FML
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lukeluke2112 14
At least it wasn't a green shell
yoursucklives 36
sounds like he has some anger issues. aaaaand i can imagine that a nintendo ds can leave a nice mark on your face. hope it's only a minor injury!
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yoursucklives 36
sounds like he has some anger issues. aaaaand i can imagine that a nintendo ds can leave a nice mark on your face. hope it's only a minor injury!
polarbearpiss 15
stfu
s3kShUn47 20
The things MarioKart can do to screw your happiness. Trust me, friendships have been ruined all over due to MarioKart....and Monopoly
yoursucklives 36
yeah i've played plenty of mario kart, but i never got so angry about it, that i threw (expensive) things around, and i don't think anyone should!
NeatNit 33
What? I play monopoly with my friends all the time! Well, used to, before we all... oh.
devildog562 33
24: point and case I "never threw anything expensive", implying that you threw inexpensive things. Mariokart is a destructive, dangerous game.
Nathan_h24 17
Uno can be pretty rough too
Ltsdragons 19
Don't even get me started on Pokemon... When you just CAN'T beat a Gym leader, or a trainer, or the Elite Four. OR when you're trying to catch a wild pokemon but you keep killing it or it keeps getting away
Onyxdragon 9
two words, Whitney's milktank
DogeMan 14
I think ur bro needs a break from mario and go play outside
bighood24 17
41- aka Satan spawn
angelofsaturn 23
Mario Party ruins lives.
tantanpanda 26
you're a noob. who has trouble beating a gym leader? Just train some. now breeding, on the other hand, is frustrating.
Ltsdragons 19
Training is frustrating sometimes
badluckalex 23
what?! Mario party is the greatest game ever
nicr_freeman 7
and super smash bros
karimm_fml 6
Wait what?
MzZombicidal 36
Brother played DS. Brother got mad at DS. Brother threw DS. DS hit OP. OP got KO'd. The end.
Khaleesi_26 30
Sounds like OP's brother was really playing a game of Mortal Kombat.... And OP lost.
sayyestothedress 24
Well said #29
bighood24 17
38- FINISH HIM! FATALITY!
AriettaX 15
ugh!! I cant stand those blue shells! Right at the finish line too!
lukeluke2112 14
At least it wasn't a green shell
teentee401 37
Or worse...a blue one.
zAstonish 20
Even better it's not a blue shell
Soviet_American 29
Wheres the star when you need it most.?
Sagedrop 10
The great Black Star is HERE!
painlessmind 11
A green one would have missed op.
Rainhawk94 27
I'd say keep the DS from him and put him in a time out
PrincessesCrown 17
My bet is that the DS is no longer in prime playing condition (unless of course it was one of the older models, those were tanks.) It very well might be useless to OP. However, I would pocket that Mario Kart game, even the old version is worth 40$ (and there's nothing like Rainbow Road when you're in long car rides)
Lily_Rain77 25
I kept everything my brother ever threw at me, for years I just had a stock pile of his crap in my room.
joe3_fml 15
Amazing way to go out.
s3kShUn47 20
Also a great story to tell others. Or your children, should you have gotten a cut/scar from it
MondRubberduck 24
He crossed the finishline at the moment the DS hit your head? Thats timing. Try to achieve this when you actually WANT to.
Khaleesi_26 30
No i think OP's brother lost so he threw the ds in anger and it hit OP. Someone else probably crossed the finish line. Because I don't think you throw ds's when you're winning :P.
GIGA_IMPACT 15
You got knocked out to the sound of greatness
abbyycarper 13
at least you went out with a win
3molliver3 16
As long as he finished
fsomelife 26
That's what she said
teentee401 37
If it makes you feel any better, the wording of this FML made me laugh. Good on you, OP.