Today, the guy I like called me, and my mom picked up. Just as it happened, I slipped and fell in the shower, and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me, but my mom heard me and answered, "Well, she's masturbating right now, but I'll tell her to call you later!" FML
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Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML
Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy I met and in the middle of it his mother called him. After stopping to answer the phone, he tried to put me on with her because she didn't believe anyone would actually sleep with him. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, while I was getting a blowjob from my girlfriend in the shower, my mom stood outside the door the whole time, asking me about my day. My girlfriend never stopped going, and my mom, who was unaware that my girl was with me in the shower, is now getting me tested for speech impairment. FML
Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML
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name2notforget 0
well...were you while you fell in the shower?
xMrAndyTranx 4
Your mom knows what's up with young people these days
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Comments (87)
name2notforget 0
well...were you while you fell in the shower?
frankie1331 0
haha i would say in the exaxt voice like peter does it in Family Guy "aww sweet"
You_Just_Failed 0
hahaha her mom tought she was masturbing (chris' s voice)
colts609380 7
lol
robbie420 0
that is funny but if I was that guy I would probly be like nice
nosedive1994 0
yea guys think that is hotter than hell. I love it when my girlfriend masturbates
ppm1122 0
I'd call back in an hour haha
SweetestSin 4
so not an FML just an explanation needed. BTW a lot of guys like girls masturbating so if anything your mom just helped you out a little more
harryman04 0
ahaaha the though of my girlfriend masturbatig turns me on :D
xMrAndyTranx 4
Your mom knows what's up with young people these days
namhowell 6
LOL @ your mom.
ZeroWes 0
LOL F your life indeed. But it's weird how your mom knows you **********.
JassyJas 2
THATS SO FUNNY he probably got mad at your mom for not letting him talk to you while you were masturbating
Stumblebum30 5
Personally I dont know any Mom who would even say that. I'm having a hard time believing this one. possible? - probably. likely?- I doubt it.
redbluegreen 41
I actually do know a few moms who would do that to their daughter, my mother being one of them. She's done much worse things then this. Things even FML wouldn't believe.
heyitsbrii 0
yea i believe it cause my mom is always telling me how she rather me ********** then do stuff with guys lol its very ackward!
shots1996 8
My dad did that to a girl I like. While me him and my best friend were outside grilling and throwing a football around. Parents do this. It sucks
louie111887 0
lmfao
BrownSugar_fml 5
haha she might have just gotten you a date!!! or that guy will think she wad kidding...