Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML
Today, my ex, who has been asking me to get back with her, told me that she doesn't want to be in a relationship with me when I asked. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Today, the girl I really thought I had feelings for told me she kissed me on the cheek because I’m a sweet person, but she doesn’t want to be my partner. FML
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bored724 0
SHE WANTS TO MARRY YOU!!!! God how much more obvious could it be
ilovechocochipz 0
how r u agreein with 11 if ur 5?? 11 hasnt been posted yet.... HOLY SH*T PHSYCIC!!!!!!
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Comments (79)
Eir_fml 1
Gonna go ahead and agree with 2,5,11. Ask what she meant. Really. Or else that's weird. More info needed anyway. Are you brilliant and she wants smart children?
ilovechocochipz 0
how r u agreein with 11 if ur 5?? 11 hasnt been posted yet.... HOLY SH*T PHSYCIC!!!!!!
greekgal44 14
how the hell can you agree with yourself?
Stiggy626 25
she could just mean she wants to get married......
elfknight 0
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Sounds like she just wants him for sex. Where's the problem?
coolstorybro6969 6
That's what I'm saying
nabee26 15
Yeah because having a baby with someone is no big whoop! Are you freaking serious? Granted there is nothing wrong with having sex, but having a baby with someone like that is never a good idea. Remember, think first with the head on your shoulders and not the one between your legs! Lol
littlec_fml 0
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that is awesome get laid no strings attached
nabee26 15
Where did you get the idea that it was "no strings attached"? I'm pretty sure having a baby is a really really long string!
kemando 22
Unless you count the ambylical (sp?) cord as a "string".
HyperFlirt 0
#14: You do realise he's in love with the girl? I'm sure that's not at all what he wants, and if he did have sex with her, that'd just make him more emotionally attached, and would result in more heartbreak when she didn't feel the same. Oh, but I think you need to question her about that a little more. She sounds completely crazy, but I'm sure she has reasoning behind it.
hogman500 8
What the **** happened to the comment numbering on this one?
LivToFail 28
I dont even know, my freind. Teach me your ways #8.
Dekton 0
you're the kind of guy i'd marry but i wouldn't date FML
natyemi15 15
She wants to "Forest Gump" the man smh
crazyme123 0
maybe she means she wants to get married with you o.O
bored724 0
SHE WANTS TO MARRY YOU!!!! God how much more obvious could it be
erfia712 1
AGREED
almondblue 0
my girlfriend said almost the exact same thing to me. And I did ask what she meant and it was that she didn't want to be with me now but she did later in life which makes no sense to me. What is supposed to change? She is now dating a guy who lives 4000 miles away from her. FML
juicyfresh 7
on the bright side, she's not getting any
cback 0
thats some heavy mixed messages.... good luck with that lol
poopooface 0
She wants you to be the father of her child - okay. She doesn't want to be your girlfriend... because she wants to be your wife!! Durr.