Today, I realized that the only reason my boyfriend has been coming over to hang out at my house for the past two months is because my little brother has an N64. I have become a third wheel to their mario kart dates. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML
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Top comments
dacho 7
Don't underestimate the power of Mario! And you're obviously no Princess Peach.
SHAAAAAARK 1
N64 is obviously better than you.
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Comments (134)
ShadowFaux 0
Offer up sex as a consolation prize if he wins, lol.
MJFG100 0
Nintendo 64? Your boyfriend has been coming over your house just to play an old 90s videogame?
monkie_wink 0
wow that sucks
love2bu 0
ur comments rock perdix. x) how do you come up with them? no time much?!?!
ApplePieHead 0
but it's Mario
BurningUp 0
Play with them..show him that you're not so uptight..and then maybe he will see that you're a nice girl
hellokittywhore 0
you should be happy because your boyfriends awsome!! mine has one and I go to his place to play it cuz Mario kart racing is the ******* best game Eva!!!!!
tbbucs 0
lol. n64? this is a twelve year old fml?
adammicdaddy 4
don't be hating on da n64! lol
erjaguam 0
I would play too. and beat them.