Today, I realized that the only reason my boyfriend has been coming over to hang out at my house for the past two months is because my little brother has an N64. I have become a third wheel to their mario kart dates. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML
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Top comments
dacho 7
Don't underestimate the power of Mario! And you're obviously no Princess Peach.
SHAAAAAARK 1
N64 is obviously better than you.
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Comments (134)
supergamer94 0
Don't feel bad! Join them!!!!!!
BigBobTheLegend7 0
if he plays 007 golden eye can anyone really be blamed
flyhightothesky 0
you aren't giving him any. you need to **** him in order for him to pay more attention to you
blkwhtrbbt 0
dump
Rickymonkeypants 0
YDI N64>girls
mzhonesty 0
I really don't care for Mario Kart. Now, had it been Goldeneye, I'd understand him using you. If you're so concerned, either hump him or dump him.
Drea_Gucci 0
Dudee My boyfriend refuses to come to my house because. He Likes to play halo after and before we have sex. at least he is going over there dude. And mario cart is thee shitt.
Sorrytohearthat 0
What a dick.
Reynard12 0
Don't take it personally, no woman could compete with Mario Kart. Certainly not any woman who tried to make me chose.
BatmanXFairy 0
NOTHING can compete with Mario Cart, I am a girl and I agree with your boyfriend. Lets be lucky that I have a N64. Take the game and hide it, see what he does