Today, I realized that the only reason my boyfriend has been coming over to hang out at my house for the past two months is because my little brother has an N64. I have become a third wheel to their mario kart dates. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML
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Top comments
dacho 7
Don't underestimate the power of Mario! And you're obviously no Princess Peach.
SHAAAAAARK 1
N64 is obviously better than you.
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Comments (134)
_hellogoodbye_ 0
he's amazing.
smirfluv92 0
I say bring another friend over so you can have someone to have fun with while your lol bro and boyfriend are in the other room playig games!!.....have some fun of your own!!;-D
christtyyyxo 0
threaten him with no sex..?
kingwaldo 0
I love that game! But yeah just try to be more entertaining than Mario Kart. It'll be a challenge though.
ApplePieHead 0
Well, fyl he's using you now i guess
famas48 0
ps1 is better
TexasFalcon 0
Wow... You're boyfriend is old school and possibly a gay pedaphiler
bombtastic 10
what a boner. and I'd definitely throw it in his face that he's hardly paying attention to you. he's using you to get a glimpse of what mommy wouldn't get him when he was a little kid.
MadeOfAwesome 1
He's obviously into your brother... "You be my princess And I'll be your toad I'll follow behind you On rainbow road Protect you from red shells Wherever we go I promise. No one will touch us If we pick up a star And if you spin out You can ride in my car When we slide together We generate sparks In our wheels and our hearts The finish line Is just around the bend I'll pause this game So our love will never end Let's go again"
MadeOfAwesome 1
^ yeah, I did post that twice. Sorry.
MadeOfAwesome 1
YES. "You be my princess And I'll be your toad I'll follow behind you On rainbow road Protect you from red shells Wherever we go I promise. No one will touch us If we pick up a star And if you spin out You can ride in my car When we slide together We generate sparks In our wheels and our hearts The finish line Is just around the bend I'll pause this game So our love will never end Let's go again"