Today, the last of my close friends announced she is pregnant. Meanwhile, I'm single and my nest is empty. Well, not exactly, because even my freaking cat is pregnant. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Spay and neuter, people!
Today, I took in an old friend’s fat cat for a month until she finds a place to live. Turns out the cat isn’t fat, just pregnant. I found out when I found two of her dead kittens in my living room. FML
Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
Major FOMO
Today, I found out yet another friend is engaged, and a few more are having babies. I'm still young and have time, and I have a wonderful kiddo and boyfriend, but I also feel left out. FML
In this economy?
Today, the good news is that my girlfriend is pregnant. The bad news is that twins run in her family. Worse, so do triplets, and I just recently lost my job. FML
Left behind
Today, the last of my college friends is getting married and now I'm the last single one. Don't worry though, if one ever gets a divorce we can hang out again. FML
Spreading
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Bizarre Love Triangle
Today, I was told by my boyfriend and best friend that they have feelings for each other. I also just found I was pregnant. We have 16 months left of our 18 month lease. FML
Bad timing
Today, I had dinner with three friends to forget about the painful break up with my boyfriend. The first friend announced that she and her boyfriend had just bought a house, the second one that he was no longer single, and the third one revealed that she was pregnant. FML
Today, I got a promotion. I was really excited until I realized that the only friend I had to celebrate with was my pet cat. FML
Top comments
sweetest_jenn 18
I don't know why women feel like they must compete to see who gets married/involved and knocked up first. It's not a contest, wait until you are in love with a responsible guy, and you're emotionally and financially capable of taking care of another human being.
devildog562 33
Guess there is a more fertile pussy living with you.
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devildog562 33
Guess there is a more fertile pussy living with you.
JH159753 21
If it was a contest, the prize would be herpes.
sweetest_jenn 18
I don't know why women feel like they must compete to see who gets married/involved and knocked up first. It's not a contest, wait until you are in love with a responsible guy, and you're emotionally and financially capable of taking care of another human being.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
agreed. im 25 and have no kids and im not in a rush. enjoy life..dont rush it.
MeanBeagle 22
raise your hand if you thought you were in love before and were wrong. or if you knew exactly what kinda person you were having sex with. that's the thing. you don't know. you can't know because most people who tell you about love, don't know themselves. all you can know is yourself and what you're capable of.
sourgirl101 29
I'm sure there's more to it then that. When I got married and had my children, I slowly lost all my single friends. We just drifted apart because our worlds became so different. They hated that I couldn't just get up and go clubbing with them at all hours of the night and I'm sure they grew bored of hearing about my kiddies' milestones.
sturschaedel 27
This is nice in theory, but it doesn't really always work out that way. While you DO still have all the time in the world when you are in your twenties, once you are in your mid to late thirties the probability of a non-IV pregnancy droppes dramatically. So, if OP is in that age bracket and doesn't have a suitable partner at the moment, I can see how she is frustrated since she obviously really want's to have children.
MrsDruidess 23
I think to really understand OP, you would have to know what it feels like to want a child and not be able to have one. Its soul crushing to see everyone around you having babies while having to be happy for them. I am guessing OP wants the man, relationship and financial independence that would facilitate her being able to have a child. But not having those either, just makes the pain that much worse as its just another reminder of how long its going to be. I speak from experience, my husband wasnt ready until 5 years after I was but I waited for him. It took 3 more years of trying and 4 miscarriages to get my beautiful boy, now 6 months old. I know OPs pain, its physical, mental and emotional, again -soul crushing- be kind to her.
cakefete2 31
You might be a fertility goddess with a somewhat ironic twist.
dancer824 18
Don't worry OP your time will come!
worldclassrager 41
Give it time OP...great things come to those who wait...
3molliver3 16
At least you get kittens.
TwinkleToes7 15
Yes what she said, kittens are tons of fun!! They are super adorable. Don't rush into anything you will meet the right guy for you OP!
chidexy 21
Live life babe
WCARlover 35
It's just not your time yet...it will come. You should travel or do any other thing that pregnancy makes difficult to keep your mind off it a bit :)
Emzinatorbot 26
who needs boyfriends? be glad you don't have to worry about looking good all the time! enjoy life and keep living until it's time for babies
MsKatieFace 11
I don't know what kind of guys you've been dating, but you don't ever have to "make yourself look good" for someone else. If you want to put on make-up and do your hair and wear nice clothes for your own confidence and self esteem, great, but don't EVER feel pressured to make your self up to please someone else. Yes, looks matter at least a little bit, anyone who says they don't quite frankly is lying, but they are only a minor part of a person, and looks can change in an instant, nobody has them forever. If they aren't attracted to the real you, the one underneath all that troweled on slap, then it is fighting a losing battle from the off.
Ltsdragons 19
I don't make my girlfriend look good for me, she's come over to my house right after she woke up, didn't change, nothing. Guys don't make their girlfriends look good. If you're looking nice for someone, it's your own choice. No one else can MAKE you look good