Today, I realized that my fiancé only touches me when he wants to have sex. Any other contact is purely accidental. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed my new boyfriend barely touches me casually, unless I initiate, and even then he’ll pull away fairly quickly. Apparently his dad told him about "fake rape accusations", even from women you’re dating, so he’s scared to touch me now. FML
Today, I realized that the only time my boyfriend is physically affectionate with me is when he wants to have sex. When I suggested we just cuddle, he looked at me and said, "What’s the point in that?" FML
Today, ever since I let my boyfriend touch my boobs, he thinks it's appropriate to grope me whenever he feels like it. Even talking to him about it doesn't seem to stop him. FML
Today, I told my husband that it makes me feel unattractive and undesirable that I’m the only one to ever initiate intimacy. Not just sex, but also basic affection like hugging and kissing. His response? "Oh." FML
Today, I realized just how clingy my boyfriend is, when he pulled out in the middle of sex, lay down and hugged me, and said in his "adorable" voice that he didn't really want to have sex, but cuddle. I wouldn't mind if it didn't happen so often. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML
Today, I noticed that my long distance boyfriend of almost four months only calls me to have phone sex. FML
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Omg_its_Chloe 6
Can't touch this lol. Sorry, had to :)
LeapOfFaith 8
Break up with him and say it was purely accidental.
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Comments (189)
chtychtybngbng 11
Do NOT marry this guy!! I've been with my husband for 10 years married for 6 and that's how my husband is...now. It at least took him this long to become such a dickface. You two aren't even married yet and he's treating you like that. Believe me it won't get better! Weddings are fun, but getting married to someone who treats you like that will only make you more miserable in the long run. Not to mention the cost of the divorce. Run away.
DarthVader77 9
At least you ard not confused about his intentions :). Btw, instead of complaining about it here you'd better enjoy it: in not so many years it will be just a memory
kappaaa 12
Story of my life!
Crystalkitty22 11
I hate to be the bad guy here, but you may want to return that ring and go for a fiance who actually wants more than sex.
RidleySummer 9
That's just like my ex-boyfriend. I didn't even realize how incredibly unhappy I was in that relationship until after I left it. It was very difficult, but taking a new direction in my life has proven to be the best decision I've made!
magnetic_aura 26
Considering this is an FML for you, OP, it seems like something you should discuss with him. Tell him what non-sexual signs of affection you enjoy, like hand holding, light face kisses, hugs, caresses, whatever it is... You two have chosen to spend your lives together, I'm sure you both want it to be as happy as possible!
GeorgiaBea 28
That is a serious red flag. I would talk to them cause lord knows I couldn't marry someone I never got to touch.