Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a party at the house of the guy I really like. We were talking when he pulled me into his room. I was excited he was finally taking our friendship to the next level, until he handed me a stick of deodorant, saying, "I didn't wanna tell you in the hallway, but you really need this." FML
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML
Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML
Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
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dodgewama 0
well u deserved that lol, did you use it !?
isallwaysme 27
Any* you* know* like* like* again. It was torture to read that comment.
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Comments (63)
biwinning88 1
that's what I was thinking how do you not know that you smell. if you could smell your lab partner wouldn't you at least double check that it wasn't you. you completely deserved it, learn to shower
TudorPangal 2
Learn to shower.
SirWTF 10
Unless you're a heavy sweater or your natural BO just stinks, this is a big YDI. Take a shower and use soap. After that, use the deodorant the guy gave you >.>
taciaduhh 7
...i've known people who smelled bad and didn't know because they were used to the smell... i've known people who had sensitive armpits and knew they smelled and would apologize to people... you knew there was a smell...but you didn't know it was you?! kid! check! who cares if people see you sniffing your pits?! i do random checks- even though i know i don't smell- but it's just to double check. would you rather be weird for a brief moment or scare people away with your smell all day?
alejandreezy 0
Well use it, I tell you h'wut
IndigoFuckYou 9
OP, I'm sure there's a deeper story to this. Obviously, your science partner has given you this deodorant because your natural scent is so overwhelmingly delicious to a vampire like him that he's afraid he'll lose control and eat you. Don't worry, you're bound to have a long and dramatic romance with him that will last four books and five movies. Good luck.
militarybrat 21
YDI why? B/c seriously you didn't even notice it all the time? Only next to that guy?
worldclassrager 41
Guys usually keep some in their bag maybe try keeping some in your locker and or purse
teacupofsunshine 29
Most ppl have a routine in the am ... It blows my mind how ppl don't put deorderent or forget it take a sec to do. Oh well Fyl he notice .
nentenkupo 19
If you still smell bad despite good hygiene, perhaps it's time to see a doctor...