Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a party at the house of the guy I really like. We were talking when he pulled me into his room. I was excited he was finally taking our friendship to the next level, until he handed me a stick of deodorant, saying, "I didn't wanna tell you in the hallway, but you really need this." FML
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML
Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML
Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
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dodgewama 0
well u deserved that lol, did you use it !?
isallwaysme 27
Any* you* know* like* like* again. It was torture to read that comment.
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Comments (63)
jennocide 0
if you're school age then hygiene is just common sense. ydi for not taking care of your personal needs...deodorant is cheap, go wild.
that_guy_ollie 0
cool name jennocide :) and op dudette c'mon if it got that bad how could you not of noticed ?!? like seriousley maybe you should give yourself the occasional sniff from now one fr saftys sake :)
MicMic_fml 7
65- Someone needs to go back to school.
peepss 0
poor u ): that's embarrassing,,,, but I laughed out loud lol
TheNewGuy03 29
not sure how one can accidentally smell bad. i know people become immune to the smells of their own bodily secretions and such, but if a person cleans themselves thoroughly (and uses deodorant), you can probably circumvent the bo problem, specifically with regard to armpit odor. however, there are some people who have a certain diet that causes their sweat to emanate a distasteful odor. there could be several reasons to this, but...of course, op has to make sure she's doing her part. ^_^ |the kid|
lostsoul1715 0
....wow...that's emabarassing...on the bright side at least you got new deodorant??
darkmis1 18
This is why you get a shower every day AND brush your hair every day AND put deodorant on every day AND wash your hands all the time! You sound nasty!
JokeMeister 0
What?Did you think you automatically smell like roses?
Asscake 0
I've put on deodorant TWO times today because of how hot it is today and I shower regularly. But anyways, this isn't a very horrible FML. A worse FML would be him saying "Get a bath, you pig." or something else. At least he's not mean.
aashleeyy 0
wowwwww probably ruined all her chances
amberita28 0
Ugh, I knew this girl at my old job who had the same problem but it was everyday! One of our coworkers had a talk with her and everything but she was just in denial. She thought we were just picking on her cuz she felt like nobody liked her. The truth is nobody liked her because she always smelled! lol.
ilovemydoodle123 0
omg my 10 year old wears it. and you mist be older than 10. so your pethetic:&