Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a party at the house of the guy I really like. We were talking when he pulled me into his room. I was excited he was finally taking our friendship to the next level, until he handed me a stick of deodorant, saying, "I didn't wanna tell you in the hallway, but you really need this." FML
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML
Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML
Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
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dodgewama 0
well u deserved that lol, did you use it !?
isallwaysme 27
Any* you* know* like* like* again. It was torture to read that comment.
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Comments (63)
ColdGold 6
It is a bummer to be around stinky people.
NavyguyWTF 1
Some people are just so used to their own stench that they don't notice it anymore. No excuse though, take a shower at least once a day!
roxyluv 0
dude next time carry some deo on u. just put it i'n ur locker. I had to deal with a girl like u i'n my school everytime I talked to her she either had bad breath that almost killed me or really bad B.O no I wasn't sniffing her or anything believe me i try to avoid that. it's just the stench was so strong....*shudder plz stop hurting ppl!
glambert1998 0
what a douche bag
ilovemydoodle123 0
I know but really? please stop hurting others that have to stay with you for long periods of the day:)
something101 0
lol, someone's gotta shave that junk ;)
moonlight_daze 8
He'll still **** you ;-)
Ur_REmEdy 0
That realli sux but dont worri if u keep usin soap n water u shud b good
Poster_Pastry 0
yummy
ItsJustMe17 9
I woulda kept the deodorant as a souvenir of him. I do that with the guy I likes stuff. like I have one of his pencils(broken), worksheet from school(slightly ripped), and his gum(ABC style...). deodorant would be AWESOME