Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's so insanely hot that no matter how often I shower or use deodorant the smell of my armpits makes me feel physically sick. FML
Today, my natural body odor has gotten so bad that despite wearing 20 swipes of men’s deodorant under each armpit and taking three showers a day with an entire bottle of body wash, I still smell like a cross between onions and hot garbage. I’m a woman. FML
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML
Today, while applying deodorant, my mom came up behind me slapped the stick out of my hand, and confiscated it, saying, “No one needs deodorant when it’s this cold.” At work, I got so many complaints about my B.O that I was sent home to go take a shower. I shower every single day. FML
Today, my five-year-old son told me that I smell bad and asked me to take a shower so I wouldn't attract bugs into the house. I had just showered. FML
Today, multiple customers have complained about my body odor. Not only can I not smell anything, but I shower three times a day and brush my teeth seven times a day. FML
Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
Today, despite using deodorant religiously and showering twice a day, my roommate still smells so bad that every time she enters the room I become physically sick. FML
Today, I realised in the middle of my shift how useless my deodorant is in the stifling heatwave spreading through my country. It's no longer effective against my awful B.O., which is a problem because I'm a mascot, and my costume traps the smell inside like a portable toilet. FML
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d j mom 9
I'd of smacked that little shit. you don't put your hands on strangers!
emmalou 19
He's a childish asshole... Try lotion after your shower.
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Comments (6)
d j mom 9
I'd of smacked that little shit. you don't put your hands on strangers!
Yudith 28
I would have done what that Asian actress did in that deodorant ad and lock his head in an arm key.
TheSentinel05 11
if showering and deodorant EVER does “**** all” for you, then you are gross end of story. ydi.
emmalou 19
He's a childish asshole... Try lotion after your shower.
Rake 18
I don't understand the big deal. Probably if it's was so hot, you are not the only one with body odor. I would just have answered, yes, that what happens when it's so hot people smell.
turnabouttrial 21
You can pursue clinical treatments to reduce whatever's causing bacteria to collect on your skin (it causes the foul odor) more than the average person and laser procedures to temporarily burn away your sweat glands (they grow back after months) Talk to your doctor or seek a dermatologist. Also, there are antiperspirants you can buy online.