Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a party at the house of the guy I really like. We were talking when he pulled me into his room. I was excited he was finally taking our friendship to the next level, until he handed me a stick of deodorant, saying, "I didn't wanna tell you in the hallway, but you really need this." FML
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML
Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML
Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
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dodgewama 0
well u deserved that lol, did you use it !?
isallwaysme 27
Any* you* know* like* like* again. It was torture to read that comment.
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Comments (63)
Perversive 0
lol
PimpdaddyCJT 13
omg that's hilarious
Molord1 0
YDI it for not wearing deodorant
andruha1123 5
mmhhh body odor, so sexy!
marinus_fml 20
at least you weren't your crush's partner! that would have been so much more embarrassing.
missmurderx 8
ewh that's disgusting lmao;D please though. USE IT.
starile 20
How did your crush just randomly have a stick of deodorant to hand you? Does he carry that around with him or something? Also, seriously, practice good hygiene for your sake and for the sake of those around you.
fertie226 1
it's so weird how the people who smell like BO or that have bad breath can almost never smell it on themselves. why is that?
katplayer 4
@33 It had probably been going on for a while. He got tired. And, @35, it's like how everyone's house has a different smell, but you can't smell yours. You get used to it. Unless there's a sudden change in your scent, perfume, new bodywash, you just won't notice it. :)
Guuurlplease 0
YDI for not knowing that it was yourself that smells like a vag. Clean a little better next time.
buzz18 7
deodorant FTW
dreamering 16
What deodorant?? Each of you goes around with deodorant in the pocket? What about taking shower?
StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0
OP you must've moved here from Europe. Bathe, woman!
StoryOfTheYear 15
That crush got crushed in all of 3 seconds
bigredmonkeybutt 30
ahahahah Better than a disposable douche I suppose. Learn some personal hygiene.
thriceforme 3
Maybe they're in high school. Everyone I knew carried deodorant with them then to freshen up after gym class *shrugs*
MarkSeattle 0
win for the crush giving you the deodorant from his gym bag. OP freaking take a shower with soap, clean clothes, and deodorant you nasty pig. that also means don't re-wear your stinky undergarments either you foul smelling yeast ball.
far_east 6
umm.. 33 guys usually carry some form of deodorant in there bags all the time, usually just left in lockers. or maybe random deo stick guy reeks 24/7 as well :/
far_east 6
53, racist much.. never been abroad? a lot of europeans are pretty friggin hot fyi.
StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0
70, hot, but also dirty
mayapril 0
Hey atleast he cared. He had some not like you.
ColdGold 6
I wonder about that, too.
snortingpig6 0
I agree
jakemel 0
oi d!ck head don't dis europe
tienjt 3
I've never used deodorant in my life and no one has ever complained. ;)
Teewashere 0
did you say "stank you, smelly much" when he gave it to you :) but YDI for being stinky anyways.
ChrissyCaustic 0
How the **** do you not know if you smell that damn repulsive?
ggtt 0
#33 - It's school. I mean, I can only speak for myself here, but I know I always had a deodorant in my gym bag. It's not as unusual as if he had handed her one in a Starbucks or something.
Kitty_Kat16 16
I mean maybe he takes gym
dodgewama 0
well u deserved that lol, did you use it !?
gumzy 6
YDI for not putting ant deodorant on, u Noe it's lik torture for a guy having a girl near him who smells lik a donkeys ass! :)
snowfox_fml 10
It's torturous for a girl to smell guys b.o when it smells like a dying camels breath.
isallwaysme 27
Any* you* know* like* like* again. It was torture to read that comment.
holaworld 0
sorry Hun. but dot worry he'll forget about it fast:)
xdanixx 0
ewww that's gross. hope you use that deodorant from now on
SleepyHead34 0
must embarrasing ur crush eh haha, man u need to take showers more often if u ask me!!
fuzzywazzy012 0
Sooooo pnwed
quite_bored 9
pwned*
maskedman 9
*pawned
mnemonicdaze 0
*spawned
quite_bored 9
panda*
sweetdreams999 0
ha ha op, ydi.
sdman923 0
Sorry, but YDI for not using deoderant. That's just not right.
sdman923 0
Spelling fail on my part. *deodorant* -My bad.
sweetdreams999 0
people around here are too anal about grammar. lol.
sdman923 0
That's why I fixed it before I could be corrected, and possibly insulted by an army of grammar Nazis.
gumzy 6
*like*
tylahgrace 12
haha, oh gumzy I like how you fix the like and not the Noe :/
quite_bored 9
#12, Speaking of anal; why are you bent over in your photo?
Pary_Poo 0
Woooow. Talk about embarrassing.