Today, while trying to give an immunization to a "special" 13-year-old, I got spit on, kicked, almost bitten, and had a chair thrown at me. When it was all over, I flinched when the patient tried to hug me. Her mom called me a "b*tch" and I later found out she wasn't a "special" child. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went into an exam room to do a check-up on one of my patients. I told the little girl's mother that she needed her flu shots. When the girl heard this, she took an apple out of her pocket and threw it at me. FML
Today, while working in a blood drawing clinic, a mom sat in the chair holding her 4-year-old child, who kicked me square in the groin. Being a heavyset lady, I shrugged it off and collected the sample, while the child screamed, "Kicking worked on the last man that did this!" FML
Today, I had to give a 63 year old man a shot. He started bawling before I even brought out the needle. I tried to get him calm down. Then he grabbed the needle, threw it at me and ran out the door. FML
Today, for the second day in a row, I was constantly abused, yelled at, insulted, and berated by my wife for "endangering our child's life." I took her to the doctor for a vaccination and flu shot yesterday. FML
Today, a mother and son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling well and threw up. Mom covered his mouth with her hand, creating a vomit nozzle and covering me in puke. She yelled that I deserved to be sprayed on because I was not quick enough in getting a bucket for her son. FML
Today, we had the cops called on us because my son was panicking so much about his first COVID jab, his older sister got fed up, took him outside, put him in a headlock and choked him unconscious so the nurse could jab him. Instead, the nurse called the cops. FML
Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a fingerstick in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year-old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to, "Watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The kid fainted. FML
Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML
Today, I took my kids to the doctor. In the waiting room, a six year old boy walked up to me, punched me in the crotch, and ran away with my glasses. When the kid's parents made him give me my glasses back, he spat on them. FML
Today, while at work, I was asked if I wanted to leave early. I said no and let my coworker go instead. Two hours later, I was punched in the face by one of my patients, with absolutely no warning or provocation. FML
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brianjman14 23
Wow, what a brat. After it was all over, you should have called security or something.
bebz_fml 0
yeah well they just piss me off
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3mi1y_ 16
lol... bratty kids make me LOL
bebz_fml 0
yeah well they just piss me off
GrammerNazi1000 8
maybe you should have threatened to kill them...
Smyth 3
Wow. Obviously the kid gets it from his parents. If she called you a bitch right in front of him what else do you think goes on at home?
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Everyone's special in their own way. :D Next time pinch the little brat--give him something to act up about.
skroal 7
You actually wanted to be a pediatrician?
joanjett 0
oooh fyl OP
mfmylifesrsly 30
I bet you like the thought of killing don't you 8?
blankaex 0
Did anyone else notice that there was no space between "special." and FML?
Bubbelz 25
Sounds like forplay to me. Edging murder indeed :P
Bubbelz 25
21 Did you notice that it should be "special". instead of "special." ?
Schizomaniac 24
WHAT?!An actual comment?!From SKROAL?!?!
blankaex 0
25, I'll blame that one on the common "typographical error" people always seem to blame their own incorrect spelling, wording, grammar, punctuation and whatever else. But last time I checked, I was sure the quotes were after the period... Perhaps they noticed and fixed it or I could be wrong.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Kid needs a kick in the face
sourgirl101 29
Watch out blank! You did a good deed. (:
TheNewGuy03 29
the op could be american, hence the period within the quotation marks. >< |the kid|
nishant5456 0
skroal!!!!!!!!!! I thought u were banned! ur back :) OP , it's okay, just one kid.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Op is from Washington 0.o
pipp360 0
hahahahahahahahaha
brightnite 0
Bite him back.....then call the mom a b!?ch.
Sammara 0
Bubbelz, the quotation mark should be placed after the punctuation. The OP was correct before the FML staff "fixed" it.
FunnyWeasel 7
OP couldn't you have said retarded?
RedPillSucks 33
No. The kid could have been behaviorally or emotionally challenged, instead of mentally.
FunnyWeasel 7
oh...but that is what i could describe to the so-called special kid
Oscar_Wilde 0
In America we do stuff like "this." The reason we do it is because printing presses could easily damage periods/full stops, but not quotation marks, since the part was bigger. Seriously, I think it's stupid too. The British way makes more sense, and I am generally inclined to follow it, since I'm a computer programmer, and the American way is ambiguous sometimes.
MnBran6 0
25, the punctuation goes before the quotation marks
mitchem 3
good point
mitchem 3
good point
legonut6 0
I'm serious when I say YDI, because you should actually think about your career before you go through school and what not. it's your fault, so stop complaining, and also it's not that big of a deal either.
Freeze_fml 17
I'm late, but in American English the punctuation mark at the end of the sentence is supposed to go inside the quotations. Not that it matters.
Bubbelz 25
Ah well, thanks for the lesson in American English guys :) That's just not the (British) English we learn at school (in Europe).
MadPercussion 0
parents need to teach their children proper manners. it's ****** ridiculous
Scififreak339 0
did everyone just forget this is FML? why the **** are we talking about puncuation? btw op you should have backhanded him lol jk my dads a pediatrician so I get these stories a lot
hellogoodbye1996 6
your an idiot
savs11 13
132 you're an idiot :) Anyway OP should have checked beforehand whether or not the kid was special. Aren't you supposed to know the patients that are coming in? Like with charts or something?
Sweej 1
Interesting. Dumb bitch.
rcloca 10
*pediatrics
Cinn_fml 23
Paediatrics is correct too.
amd1314a 8
Kill it kill it with fire
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
#17- I'm pretty sure that if someone is a pediatrician, they wanted to be one, this isn't Cuba where you are assigned a job.
LaPerla 0
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get over it :P
victorioustunnel 0
well now THEEERES a story for ya!
88yasha 7
hahaha looser
redrovaa 0
I WOULD HAVE BEEN ******* FIRST >:O but just then my computer decided to lag. Sadface.
anythingmustbe 18
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WE KIDS RULE lol and YDI for getting beat up by a 13 yearold how old are you like 30?
amazinggbaby 2
Would an adult fight back? No because that would call for a lawsuit. You kids are stupid.
TardxxxCake 4
I agree with 48. He (or she) could not have fought back or they'd get in some serious shit. Shutup you stupid child.
Rainbow35 6
10- It's idiots like you that make adults think all kids are stupid. Thanks for upholding the bad reputation people our age have...
angrynegro7 16
I think #10 is a prime candidate for an ass-whipping. Kids have TOO much power in this country, and this is why they think they can act like little bad-asses. Consider yourself lucky that you don't live in the Caribbean, #10. Down there, if you act up, ANY adult can beat your ass. With an attitude like yours, 10, you'd catch a beating every other day.
morganrules123 10
I can't be a pediatrician because I would get lawsuits once a week. If that kid tried to hug me I wouldn't have flinched. I would have slapped his ass. lol.
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Dear God 10 you are a waste of space. It's people like you that are the reason why most people hate us 13-15 year olds.
Rapt0rJesus 0
Typical, immature, 10 year old prick. America's pride.
anythingmustbe 18
I was just joking. Sheesh..
brianjman14 23
Wow, what a brat. After it was all over, you should have called security or something.
WhoIsThe 7
Coulda been a zombie...?
i_love_jb 0
I agree with #4 .
TheyCallMeThumpe_fml 0
i woulda smacked that kid so hard ^.^ great restraint OP!!
jennocide 0
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you assumed the child was handicapped ydi for obviously screwing up on the job...no wonder the little bastard attacked you.
evilhobbitofdoom 4
OP most likely assumed the patient was special after being bitten, which is a reasonable assumption if you're being attacked by a thirteen year old. Four year olds fight violently against shot? Not special. Thirteen year fights violently enough to throw a chair at someone and bite them? Most likely special. By the time you're thirteen, it IS unreasonable for you to commit assault, for any reason. If the mother wasn't aghast, the only logical explanation is that he's special, so he doesn't know better, right? right.
rinzlerkitty94 31
Umm, no, it's not OP's fault, they didn't screw up anything. It us very possible that the child has a very severe needle phobia, but at 13, that's no excuse. They should be better behaved at that age, and that is why OP assumed the child was "special."