Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML
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Top comments
Chris9154 6
at least u didnt find out by kissing him! that would have been a lot worse
redbluegreen 41
Practice safe breath!
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Comments (133)
Chris9154 6
at least u didnt find out by kissing him! that would have been a lot worse
bbucaro98 0
thats yummy!
mightymart 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
wow ur like some sort of super-douchebag! :O
Takador 3
FFS finally some1 from PR :D Practice Safe Breath :)
Sparkey 0
Bad breath is not a genetic failure. It's either a rotten tooth or bacteria build up. Make him see a dentist and get him to clean his tongue and he'll be fine.
EvilPotato 15
mmmmmm rotting stuff in his mouth, that's hot.
kaylaroxxurmom 0
this is why I brush my teeth and chew gum all the time ;P sugar free lol
sterlingarcher 1
haha I agree with 1 that would be sooo much worse
notsocrazee 0
"know what's fun? eatin' a bunch of mint tic-tacs while chewing double mint bubblegum."
julianak 0
I brush and floss twice a day and chew gum and mints. I still get bad breath though. I sympathize with him. Hes probably aware of his condition like I am and feels really ba about it :
Overseer211 1
FML I talked to someone with bad breath.
imacreeper 3
114, and that's when you should see a doctor. you may have a tonsil stone somewhere buddy. seriously though, if your bad breath still isn't going away, you should make an appointment with your dentist :)
jdawgg92 1
Buy him an Orabrush!!
RavenDesired 10
One of the reasons me and my ex are not together. Ew.
meowmeowgirl 0
Ugh, same here!
mightymart 5
thats cause ur probably too dumb to see pass the looks and didnt notice he had the hygiene level of a hobo
docscientist 10
Wha...what?
shenaniganry 3
ravendesired - you look like a lady off Come Dine With Me.
mooshymuffin 4
I have to know where this picture is from!!
shelby69 0
give him some damn gum! I hate bad breath
yummylicious 5
there's this girl in my grade and she smells disgusting on Monday mornings and it's either her breath or her vaginal odor. I don't know which one and the smell is so putrid that you can taste it. FML
shenaniganry 3
only on Mondays?
xXshadowrollerXx 6
I heard she smells like lavender on Thursdays.
imcheerish 0
it's probably her breath cus no one has vaginal odor once every week usually they only get it when it's there time of the month
SammyS2012 21
Actually many women have a heavier smell during ovulation not their period
redbluegreen 41
Practice safe breath!
mightymart 5
wow.. sorry that was terrible.. 12 thumbs up?? wow...
WallyTheWombat 0
It's from a commercial. Calk the **** down.
WallyTheWombat 0
Calm*****
mightymart 5
how does one CALK down? please show me
iLazy 0
You must be as fat as the person in your DP because you sound like a pro troll.
mightymart 5
lol nope, but Nice try Dr phil, you must be as dumb as op coz you get trolled like an idiot
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Hurr.
mightymart 5
LOL @ thumbs down of anger!! y mad nerds?
docscientist 10
It's not anger, the community is trying to spare others from being exposed of the sheer stupidity your comments seethe.
jsx12345 0
You guys realize, by always voting down on comments, and making them hidden... just make us want to read them more.
sourgirl101 29
You can still read them if you have an iPhone app. and click on it. Even after the comments get buried (: Don't worry, you're not missing much!
Mimiroxxi 0
ugh...mightydumb just shush plz
thebigj98 0
your a bitch, I'd hate my life and would troll if I was you to
tannarox 0
Don't worry, you look just like your profile pic on the inside :)
thetrollyoulike 6
I'll be the judge of that. we trolls are very good at fusing each other... problem???
thetrollyoulike 6
you ARE a troll aren't you? DESTROY IT'S BEIDGE AND DEPRIVE IT OF IT'S FOOD!
dbss11 3
how do you practice that?
daaron 3
god ur a retarded it's from the commericals lol FYL
mikejunior88 4
damn. lmao!
DjeePee 25
You should have brought the topic to personal hygiene. Tell him you have a friend who doesn't brush his teeth twice a day and that it's disgusting, laugh about it, and ask him how many times he brushes his teeth. If he still doesn't get the hint, buy him some tic-tacs.
llCHR15ll 0
you have the perfect pic for this fml.
aardvarkish 17
Agree with 25. But I would tell the stinker before he tries to kiss.
Freeze_fml 17
Your breath can still smell disgusting regardless of how many times you brush your teeth. Assuming it's the source of the smell is a bit insulting to those who do.
yaya1213 6
lol ur right
Monii_Harlz 11
I thought the exact same thing lol
sourgirl101 29
I always carry mints on me. Maybe you should too from now on. Shove them down his throat if he refuses them when you offer him some.(:
Predental 5
Gum is like the second most important thing next to my phone!
ThisIsSpicy 2
OP, maybe Djeepee could loan you that mask she's wearing
DjeePee 25
I wouldn't recommend it, though, that mask smells funny too. Not as bad as the boy she really likes, I guess, so the choice is hers.
regsworld11 2
someone needs to brush those teeth!(:
whiteboy7thst 2
With acid toothpaste...
kindlystfupls 0
lol well, there goes that crush. I couldn't imagine kissing someone who had nasty breath. Maybe he needs a class in personal hygiene.