Today, I was at a party at the house of the guy I really like. We were talking when he pulled me into his room. I was excited he was finally taking our friendship to the next level, until he handed me a stick of deodorant, saying, "I didn't wanna tell you in the hallway, but you really need this." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML
Today, I went to a party and met a guy who was super charming. We hit it off, and he seemed really into me. After talking for a while, he leaned in for a kiss, and I thought, "This is it!" But instead of a kiss, he just sniffed my hair, then said, "Wow, you smell just like my mom!" FML
Today, I finally decided to accept a date proposal from a guy who's had a crush on me for years. I got into his car, and it smelled strongly of my middle school perfume. I went into his bedroom and saw my middle school class photos hanging everywhere. Let's just say I ran home that night. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML
Today, I was about to leave for my honeymoon with my new husband, when he saw my deodorant in my bag. He picked it up and asked what it was. When I said it was deodorant, he gave me a confused look and said, "Girls don't wear deodorant." He actually believed that. FML
Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a Ziploc bag filled with hair. It was thd mustache I'd been begging him to shave for months. FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling in bed talking about our future wedding coming up. He leaned over seductively to tell me he got a present for me to ‘use’ on our wedding day. It was a pack of breath mints. FML
Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML
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fabbitsrabbit 0
well if u guys r frends then its a good thing that he cares enough to tell u bout it
Seti_fml 0
sounds like a good friend to me, who cares if he doesn't want to be with you? at least he cares enough not to let you walk around a party smelling bad.
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doof_fisch 2
B.O. is such a turn-off. (In politics, too).
star_ver 0
That wasn't even remotely funny. Fail.
Aniland 2
YDI for smelling like ass.
bambii101 0
Well at least he didnt embarass you in frount of a lot of people..he was trying to do you a favor
skullbuster 0
Dee, your friends here online @ FML all still love you - but that is mainly because we can't smell you through the computer!
RhymePrime 7
Maybe she just needs to use Men's Deodorant next time, =]
vball_luvah 2
26: what are you talking about? i thought #1's comment was pretty funny. maybe just because i'm not a fan of B.O. LOL but at least he/she didn't say first. that pisses me off.
00yoda4 0
wooooo hooooooo I'm the 30,000th to say fyl
Metzler31 17
haha I liked that.. #26 is definitely an Obama fan who gets insulted too easily. I thought that was pretty funny.... #3040 to say FYL!
vespr 0
what I want to know is that why is this guys carrying a stick of deodorant with him? does he need it constantly!?
serb77 0
it was in his room retard
hella_elyse 0
Lesson #1 Always smell clean and yummy for boys. We're women, and we should be viewed as feminine beauties. And B.O is definitely not femenine or beautiful! (just an opinion)
Teecuppit3a 0
I thought guys thought it was sexy when a girl is all sweaty from working out and such? Haha. These rules confuse me, and make me laugh at the same time. :]
redbluegreen 41
Sweating from working out can remind the person of sex, having sex, or that they can have a good workout together. ( ; Sweating at a party can be quite the turn-off, and stinking (at least to me) is unattractive. You can sweat without smelling bad, and there are precautions if you perspire a lot. The story never suggests she was sweaty though (she could have been, yes). But the story is: she stunk, he noticed, and acted upon it.
Tobe_fml 0
Women shouldn't be expected to smell any better than men are...
shmoop 0
i sort of agree with what you're saying, but why shouldn't it apply to guys too? no one likes the smell of BO so why shouldn't both sexes avoid it?
IOwnedYou 0
Uh, it depends, sometimes women care more about their looks then men, vice versa..
greenltrn2003 0
I was gonna say something. then I read redbluegreen's comment. nail on the head...
irononreverse 0
This applies to both sexes. Some men just happen to be rubbish at it.
OwenMcAwesome 0
says the fat chick...
helen_ellexo 22
#37, everyone including #33 are talking about smells not looks
fabbitsrabbit 0
well if u guys r frends then its a good thing that he cares enough to tell u bout it
rmujerita 0
i once was hanging out with a guy and he straight up said you stink! and left.
Playthismelodyx3 0
lmaooo that was better than the FML i literally started laughing out loud.
cryssycakesx3 23
I guess he did take the friendship to the next level...
Seti_fml 0
sounds like a good friend to me, who cares if he doesn't want to be with you? at least he cares enough not to let you walk around a party smelling bad.
cassidyxboo 0
Wow, why would you go to a guys house you like without smelling nice? That would be the first thing I'd do, but on dome deodorant & perfume. Guys loooove when girls smell good. Remember that next time!
teqifsha 0
what I like is that you said really like instead of love, good job
redbluegreen 41
Gosh. Am I the only one paranoid about this sort of stuff? I absolutely can't stand it when someone doesn't use deodorant or can't tell or check to see if they smell. If someone has to approach you, that's bad.
audijake18 11
I obsess over this.... I carry perfume Nd lotion in my purse at all times... It's a necessity.
realrealitysuccs 0
wow ur a disgusting disgrace to woman not FYL but Fuc every1 who had to smell ur disgustin ass lives o n ur friend is awesome
pieisyourdrug 0
And you are just a disgrace to general humankind.
whatboyfriend 0
HAHA FYL. why wouldnt you wear deodorant to parties? Lots of people, dancing... Seems like common sense to me
KaylaaChristine 0
Well these folks basically told you well, but FYL? Not really, he was pretty nice about it at least! :)