Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a party at the house of the guy I really like. We were talking when he pulled me into his room. I was excited he was finally taking our friendship to the next level, until he handed me a stick of deodorant, saying, "I didn't wanna tell you in the hallway, but you really need this." FML
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML
Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML
Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
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dodgewama 0
well u deserved that lol, did you use it !?
isallwaysme 27
Any* you* know* like* like* again. It was torture to read that comment.
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Comments (63)
roxy999_fml 0
#26 why ? do you think the middle east people smells bad !!! have you ever went there ..did you visit ( UAE ) if you dont .. why are you talking ..
craphappened 4
Hey look at it this way, he CARES enough for you to want you to smell nice. =) Or maybe, you just really stink that bad. =
Hollister1995 0
'Today, i had to hand my science partner a stick of deotarant. yeah. thats how bad it was. FML'
sallen0046 4
How do you manage to get to the point where you smell bad enough that you can detect the odor yourself and not be capable of determining the stench is coming from your own body? Bathe more often and use deodorant before someone has to insist that you do so.
sugarroxx 0
45 is a babe!
AbbyLOVE 0
people on here are seriously rude ! it doesn't have 2 mean that she doesn't take a shower or so. it's more possibilities!
NorfolkDude 2
If you read this very carefully, it may not have been her science partner that handed her the deodorant. Why would the OP have a crush on her science partner when she believes he stinks? In any event, it can be a number of issues involved here. Even though someone may bathe daily, they can still stink due to something natural. Although devastating to be called out in such a matter, perhaps the OP should look into what is causing the odor.
coffee_enima 0
fertie, I can imagine that you strike that same ridiculous pose for every photo. it's not sexy
JabariG91 0
Its called a shower, next time don't avoid it
StephyBaby16 0
aww embarrasing but srsly shower daily n use deoderant!!