Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a party at the house of the guy I really like. We were talking when he pulled me into his room. I was excited he was finally taking our friendship to the next level, until he handed me a stick of deodorant, saying, "I didn't wanna tell you in the hallway, but you really need this." FML
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML
Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML
Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
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dodgewama 0
well u deserved that lol, did you use it !?
isallwaysme 27
Any* you* know* like* like* again. It was torture to read that comment.
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Comments (63)
mintcar 10
Wow, and now you know.
Soraa_fml 0
wow eww you probably smelled like rat shit damn take a freakin shower what are u poor? gross dont come near me smellyass
draffter 0
wow
TahitiRose 1
....
pinkkCuteee 0
Um...16=Bitch?
AliceStar 2
Maybe it was your science partner that smelled bad and your crush just thought that it was you since you were standing so close. You could just play it off like it wasn't you. lol.
SunnyUserName123 5
^^
delicious_nom_no 0
ydi for being stank . sorry.
Hect24 0
Dang, I'm sorry, I'm ROFL right now, but I'm sorry
Ariasmake_1 0
poor people shower! op smell because she doesn't take showers.
iloveurmother 0
Are u from the middle east?
roxyluv 0
how the *** does that have anything to do with it?
lickmyjock 0
oh I knew a girl like you in HS. Even her feet smelled like puss it was nasty.
redrovaa 0
HOW do you know what pus smells like? And why were you smelling her feet? O_o
darkmis1 18
Because 29 has a foot fettish and is into really gross kinky shit! He just left the part outta the post that he lost his v-card to her.
TahitiRose 1
Geez, commenters on here just seem to be getting meaner... or maybe there are just more trolls? There could be many reasons why her underarms are unpleasant, not just her "lack of showering". Her deodorant could be really mild. She could be starting puberty and just now growing hair in her underarms - a lot of the time hair just keeps a smell even if she is using deodorant.
giby10k 0
Seriously! And in the OP's defense, it has been really hot (upper 90s) in Colorado recently and if her school doesn't have AC, I'm sure most people smell.
Geiko_fml 0
I agree. There could be many reasons. And the AC thing, they probably don't have AC. I don't know about Colorado since I live in PA, but most schools in PA and around don't have AC except in like, the computer lab or a room related.
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
OP that's gross and you so need to start practicing good hygiene... that's a big no no right there...