Cantgetno
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Eva
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
rebekah
United States
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
woah
United States
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML
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Bellingham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad women's anatomy
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Anonymous
Denmark
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Sir Vom-a-lot
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
West Drayton, United Kingdom
Wuss
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
brooke
United States
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
asdfghjkl_12
United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Top comments
k8izgr8_fml 0
well atleast you'll get one week of pleasure a month
marmlr339 14
Wow. Maybe he should strap the tampon on him.
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Comments (241)
FlashBurn 13
Well, looks like you got the short end of the stick on that one.
gatorsfan100 1
Actually her bf got the short end of the stick :D
lawlwhut 5
Fail.
Enslaved 38
Wow, you sound shallow! (:
Enslaved 38
I guess no one understands my joke. Oh well... Next time. Lol
ronton 4
I gave you a thumbs up!
Gargoyle123 2
Sry #34 but #7 beat you to it, funny though.
SirObvious 1
Shallow!!! You've made my day!
nativepimp 1
I see what you did there >.>
live_2_eat 5
Wow, so unless you have an unusually long ******, your boyfriend is less than 4 inches... oh dear :(
Corey2796 1
Hahaha I had a bigger dick than that in kindergarden Damn sucks for him.
MegaTroller_fml 5
As long as you love him, you should be fine.
BritLass 15
You need to either change brand or change boyfriend :D
MeB4u 0
FYI the nerve endings in the ****** only go as deep as 4 inches, so anything longer then that is irrelevant. Girth helps though. His length is fine, it's probably his technique that is lacking. Tell him what you like.
stacianichole 2
I was going to post the same thing. I'm pretty sure that's why a woman can't feel a tampon.
alexFYL 11
What if you like being poked inside deeper than 4"? Telling him that won't help anything!
alexFYL 11
What if she likes being poked deeper than 4"? Telling him that wont' help anything!
mashwin 5
You should be working in IT industry ...right ?
whited666 0
I think FH(is)L on this one, haha
Wederoney 16
Maybe you just have a huge tampon?
BossMan1990 0
That hurts a lot more then you think
kurlyfries222 0
Maybe it's not the penis that's small???