Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML
Bad women's anatomy
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Wuss
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Top comments
k8izgr8_fml 0
well atleast you'll get one week of pleasure a month
marmlr339 14
Wow. Maybe he should strap the tampon on him.
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Comments (241)
Alldreeezy 3
You should stop shoving paper towel rolls up your ****** then…
bubo_fml 11
Tampon in front, boyfriend in back!
Kiksters 0
Sounds like someone needs some extra strength EXTENSE PILLS!!
XbrandonX1137 0
Hahahaha
trip3976 0
lmao, did u tell Ur bf this ?
MrTriscuit 0
Maybe you have really long tampons...?
Dra60n31 0
Hope you don't use the OB ones.
FU2causeUFML 2
I have a feeling you have really big tampons. lol
itsaseceret 5
maybe, he's just "small". haha.
xxmusicroxxx 0
Lol, then according to the box ur still a virgin!