Today, like every day, I flushed a public toilet with my foot. Today, unlike every day, my foot missed the handle and landed in the unflushed water. FML
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Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I was pissing in a bathroom and I tossed my empty energy drink can into the toilet for laughs. The unnecessarily powerful flush sucked it up where it got stuck and caused me to get sprayed with toilet water while I frantically tried to open the stall. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet. I looked down and realised someone in the stall next to me was peeing on my foot underneath the divider. They didn't even attempt to aim for the toilet bowl. FML
Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML
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Norja 33
Why not just use your hand and then wash them properly like you're supposed to anyway?
Ali Alexandrea 16
that is so stupid. just use toilet paper as a makeshift glove like a regular human being honestly where is your common sense?
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Comments (37)
TeachAllTheMath 19
Wow. This is really going to make me rethink flushing with my feet.
SneezyBear 27
Good. It's nasty and inconsiderate of other people. Use soap and water and wash your hands like a civilised person.
TeachAllTheMath 19
If you’re washing your hands after the bathroom, what does it matter how other people flush? I don’t want to touch anything your hands have touched either. You just wiped with those hands, nasty.
xxxxmishixxxx 4
So how do you unlock the toilet door being that peoples unwashed hands have touched that too
TeachAllTheMath 19
I wash my hands after.
SneezyBear 27
Exactly. Unless you're terribly unhygienic and don't keep your hands clean, your hands - even after wiping - are going to be cleaner than the sole of your shoe. Seriously the bottom of your shoes/feet (if you walk barefeet) are the grossest thing on you. Be considerate of others, flush with your hands, open the door with your hands, and then wash your hands. It's not that hard.
TeachAllTheMath 19
Or stop telling people how to use the bathroom, and just wash your own hands.
SneezyBear 27
Por que no los dos?
TeachAllTheMath 19
Stop telling people how to use the bathroom and wash your hands? I’m with you- do both.
Ali Alexandrea 16
that is so stupid. just use toilet paper as a makeshift glove like a regular human being honestly where is your common sense?
TeachAllTheMath 19
Wow. You’re pretty upset by the way other people flush toilets. What a weird thing to be mad about.
Silvershield 14
When you have to fix those toilets because people flush with their feet, yeah you would be upset too. Our maybe you like showers from flushing?
Ali Alexandrea 16
yeah im super sad about it
Mr_Mole 24
A regular person uses their hand and then washes it.
Ali Alexandrea 16
or that. either one. the universally safe method is toilet paper over everything (theres even a song about it) but being a non gross person would probably suffice too
TeachAllTheMath 19
If you’re washing your hands, what does it matter?
Norja 33
Why not just use your hand and then wash them properly like you're supposed to anyway?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Hopefully, OP has learned this the hard way.
Lobby_Bee 18
That's where feces go, so I don't see a problem. Next time use toilet paper to cover the flushing handle before you flush instead of using your feet. You live in a civilized area, act like one too.
Leviathene 34
You do this every day. Why not carry wipes/sanitizer if you know you go to public bathrooms every day?
Aurora25 29
Use your hand to flush it ffs, your going to wash them afterwards anyway
Glowworm56 27
How do you flush a public toilet with your foot if the handle is one of those tiny ones though? Or what if it's one with the round button on top of the tank?
Lalala579121 28
But flushing with your foot is even worse. Unless you wash your feet once you get out as well as your hands.
Donut_Wizard 23
This is just like going to the eye doctor: number one, or number two?
manb91uk 22
You’re either a dumbass or an amputee... I hope it’s the former - I’d hate to be THAT kind of twat!