Cantgetno
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Eva
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
rebekah
United States
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
woah
United States
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML
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Bellingham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad women's anatomy
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Anonymous
Denmark
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Sir Vom-a-lot
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
West Drayton, United Kingdom
Wuss
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
brooke
United States
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
asdfghjkl_12
United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Top comments
k8izgr8_fml 0
well atleast you'll get one week of pleasure a month
marmlr339 14
Wow. Maybe he should strap the tampon on him.
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Comments (241)
k8izgr8_fml 0
well atleast you'll get one week of pleasure a month
Tess_fml 7
Thumbs up to that, 1. No further comments are necessary. Thank you.
Keyman1212 14
It seems that Tampax has found a much cheaper alternative to a boyfriend, and much better. It'll be there for you on the worst week of your life, it never let's you down, goes deeper in than your boy friend, it's way cheaper, and if you yell at it, it won't yell back. Yup, pretty much found OP's new best thing in life.
changesinme 0
Today, my girlfriend left me for tampons. FML.
fthislyfe 22
Ladies: Believe it or not, depth is not very important. The ****** is approximately 12 centimeters (4.7 inches) and a very long penis causes pain and doesn't give pleasure at all. The important thing is the thickness cuz it stimulates the nerves and the blood vessels existing in the ******. So the thicker, the better
dre_bro11 12
Fthislyfe: If a chick wants a long dick, that's her choice, as is if she wants a thick one, a thin one, whatever. It's for her pleasure. So what I'm trying to say, is it all comes down to personal preference, and although research suggests otherwise, it's not always followed.
perdix 31
#52. I'll bet that there's an optimal thickness as well, that is, "the thicker the better" isn't true in the extreme. If a guy had a **** that was as thick as a baby's head, not many women will find that pleasurable.
fthislyfe 22
68: You're right. I should have corrected that. 60: I really don't know what to say :)
dookiedoo 0
All this ****** talk is giving me a funny feeling in my pants.
BelleElle_fml 5
It's not his fault you have a heavy flow and a wide set ******.
Opium_Production 5
52 sounds like he googled the size and dimensions of a woman's ****** haha
Yodaevil 4
So my cocky puck is great? Yes! Ladies take a ticket! :)
fthislyfe 22
79: First:She not he! second: No I didn't. I'm a medical student so we have to know the stuff...
sparklecherry 4
Haha!!
ppatty 0
awesome lol
jdengel 0
too bad you are just a car
bldouglas 0
78 wins
HondaKidd 5
Buy smaller tampons
stro88 6
So hot big is a big tampon?
meintx2001 1
Yeah, but sounds like OPs bf has a baby dick. That sucks.
stevenJB 25
Haha a mean girls quote awesome
Babydoll4ever 7
hmm..strap on time?
GoingCommando93 14
Buy small tampons.
valdancer99 0
Mean girls!
mistersheezy 7
That sucks, but it's not all about the sex.......right?
RavagedSouI 0
It's about the city as well...
afdude87 6
shit, it sucks more for him....right?
EvilPotato 15
Right.
Bbhd05 0
If you're a shallow bitch, then yes it probably is.
l0v3p4in 7
Ya it is
poostool 5
The problem isn't that she's "shallow"..... OP you're a **** for using a tampon. A real lady would use a pad. Maybe then your ****** wouldn't be stretched out like flubber.
every1luvsvag 10
18: I see what you did there.
13FTW 9
It's not always the size that matters, it's what you do with it!
Missy612 14
No.
marmlr339 14
Wow. Maybe he should strap the tampon on him.
CryMoreFMLs 15
He's not small, he's fun sized!
sickjairo 7
How big are tampons?
crazychick1269 7
132....uve never seen one???
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
132 - They're the size of watermelons. That's why women carry a purse the size of a "Marching Order" rucksack. /troll
ramboman19 8
Maybe he should tamp the strap-on on him? Ohhh. The tables have turned, haven't they? XD
Mini_Pedobear 0
why do I feel like the tampon only goes in like 1 inch...
abbybailey204 19
Wow, you are not a nice person
thatonedame 6
Wow, your an idiot.
CoteDePablo 0
Says the one who can't spell "you're".
RavagedSouI 0
Because you are perceiving that from your own weiner
Mitch_Connor 11
28-His an idiot? Wait, you're a retard. Very well, carry on.
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Thank you Mitch, I salute you. :P
Mini_Pedobear 0
?
Shadow_Phantom 26
That really does suck... FYL.
cnorris31 2
He gets an A for effort ?
divine69 0
Sounds like a shallow relationship
x3ShanTastic 0
She didn't say ex! =P
BB_ava 0
I don't think 26 got the pun...
curlyfry33 8
awsome
Iheartfunny 1
Bet your tampon doesnt have the same skills as your boyfriend. Size doesnt matter. Unless its so small you have to put hot sauce on it to feel anything
Twon4 2
Ahahahahahaha!!!
lululatenight 28
It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it
SaltyLurker 10
Most beautiful ambiguous statement ever. *loud applause*
Beebow_fml 5
Maybe his penis is so large he can only get in part of the tip.
FUUUandyourmom 16
I'd thumbs you up, but you already have 69 and I don't want to ruin the moment.
FUUUandyourmom 16
****. Why'd people have to ruin the moment?
j_cat187 20
Old nuns haha moment ruined.
bcih 0
omg.. i'd love to have a boyfriend with a dick that big!
KingKralj 31
Have a great time with a ripped ****** ;)
coolkid_matt 11
Quality not quantity. :)
memily63 12
If it was good quality she probably wouldn't be writing it in the first place
Tess_fml 7
Says the disturbingly young looking kid..
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Wait, quantity? Are you referring to multiple penises? XD
usmc370 0
It's called peni
cheetahbud159 7
Quantity IS quality
CleverBastard 8
It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean
ifailplzinsultme 0
But you gotta have a big enough boat to hold you. Or you're on your own flailing around in the water.
Candyblock 5
You sir, are amazing. Jeffree Star
justin3301987 2
Yes
nephilim241 19
Meh, get him to figure out how to use his tongue properly then it'll make both irrelevant!
proxxX069069 7
I like your thinking ! :D
2wenty0ne21 0
Just wait til ur off ur period
malignantmegan 3
Or just hit this guy up xD someone knows what he is doing
nephilim241 19
thanks guys :p
bevsta 7
Buy him a strap on