Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
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Today, I went to my (now ex) boyfriend’s step-uncle’s wedding. He got absolutely wasted and kept talking about marrying me in front of his mom and step-dad, but was listing off who he would and wouldn’t invite, all in front of the people he wouldn’t invite. FML
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year went to a wedding. He didn't invite me, he took his ex instead. I saw it all on Instagram. FML
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skippydoda 32
Did he cheat on you? No? Then you need to calm down. He had a life before you, you don't need to try to shame him for it.
jbuckets_404 39
So it was a happy reunion for him! ;-)
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jbuckets_404 39
So it was a happy reunion for him! ;-)
mememaster555 4
Let's not slutshame my peeps
skippydoda 32
Did he cheat on you? No? Then you need to calm down. He had a life before you, you don't need to try to shame him for it.
Rabite 28
Where is she shaming him? It's just a weird and uncomfortable situation.
Nova Solarius 10
Check the username. "my boyfriend is a ****".
skippydoda 32
Where her name is "my boyfriend is a ****"
squizzlebee 19
She called him a **** in her username. That's pretty shamey
almost_there44 26
The only person that needs to calm down is you, Skippy. You skipped to way too many conclusions based on such few words. Where is she shaming him? She's uncomfortable as she should be. Better yet, who brings up the fact that they've slept with 3 people at a wedding? There would be no good reason why that should be brought up.
GhostFox 34
OP calls her boyfriend a **** in their username. As for how the sleeping with them subject came up, either the BF pointed the girls out and said he'd had sex with them, or the women in question approached OP and told them they had dated him. Both have unpleasant implications. Also, it's highly ironic that you accused skippy of skipping to conclusions, when you yourself skipped to conclusions by not reading the username, almost_there.
Sabrina Marie 3
Yeahh but its still embarrassing as **** to introduce your new boyfriend to people he used to sleep with
DavyJoe 13
@skippydoda It doesn't sound like she was shaming him at all. It just seems that she was sad that she didn't have as many friends as her boyfriend especially at a wedding where she should have known more people.
QueenSaru 28
@Rabite I mean... when your name is 'my boyfriend is a ****' that sounds pretty damn shame... She's entitled to feel awkward running into not one, but three of her bf's exes, but she doesn't get to shame him for having sex with people before he met her.
RichardPencil 32
“Used to?”
Lobby_Bee 18
Good, now he can introduce you to some new people.
Yudith 28
"Today, I went to a wedding with my new girlfriend. Turned out, all my exes were there, including the three maids of honor. FML."
Lalala579121 28
So now you have some new friends to get together and compare notes with.
WeirdUS 30
Hope he used protection. STD rates are up and it’s playing Russian roulette with your naughty bits if you’re sleeping around. Also I would question if it was a committed relationship or if it was all at the same time there’s a lot left out.
davecross 11
Sounds like he was sleeping his way through your family until he got to you
Angel Soul 33 3
ok ya he was **** but hes your **** now and hes with you not them your spot is secure rite appreciate him and laugh it off positive mindset good luck.