Cantgetno
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Eva
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
rebekah
United States
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
woah
United States
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML
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Bellingham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad women's anatomy
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Anonymous
Denmark
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Sir Vom-a-lot
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
West Drayton, United Kingdom
Wuss
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
brooke
United States
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
asdfghjkl_12
United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Top comments
k8izgr8_fml 0
well atleast you'll get one week of pleasure a month
marmlr339 14
Wow. Maybe he should strap the tampon on him.
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Comments (241)
SirObvious 1
Stop being such a super soaker!
santel_fml 8
Poor guy
jgduplante 9
She just said the tampon goes deeper, she didn't necessarily say she hates her boyfriend for it.. Some guys are just really small. No biggie.
kareltje 17
It's ok... if you wiggle the tampon around a bit it may... Owwait... I think I'm mixing things up... Never mind, proceed...
lcau322 0
time for a new boyfriend then i guess
justin3301987 2
That'll show him! After all he doesn't deserve to be loved cause he chose that size! The nerve!!
pfx2_fml 15
The akward moment when you realize your tampon is better then your boyfriend
alex6946 10
It wasn't funny the first time
DriizztD 0
Baaaahahahah Tick VG #142
perdix 31
Tampons: The Gateway Drug to ****** and Vibrators I need to get into the bumper sticker business.
alexFYL 11
Tampon applicators were my first true love.
jobsman99 0
Well you should be able to deep throat him without any problem. That way you have a close up view of how big he is when he is hard.
perdix 31
I'll bet her throat doesn't come into play even with his whole dick in her mouth. Maybe if he pushes in his little balls, he might be able to tickle her uvula. "Close-up view?" Does she have eyes in her mouth?
lmaoatall 6
Damn, that's messed up to say about your boyfriend. How far are you shoving it in your mouth??
kaleighanna 0
Why don't u use smaller tampons for a week then enjoy sex in multiple positions for three weeks...or buy a sex toy spice things up....like a ***** then have him put himself and the toy in at the same time maybe sex will be better for both of you