Cantgetno
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Eva
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
rebekah
United States
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
woah
United States
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML
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Bellingham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad women's anatomy
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Anonymous
Denmark
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Sir Vom-a-lot
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
West Drayton, United Kingdom
Wuss
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
brooke
United States
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
asdfghjkl_12
United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Top comments
k8izgr8_fml 0
well atleast you'll get one week of pleasure a month
marmlr339 14
Wow. Maybe he should strap the tampon on him.
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Comments (241)
malignantmegan 3
How is it your boyfriends fault for having a gaping ***** hole? Maybe he doesn't wanna go in too far for fear of what might be inside.... He sees what you do to those tampons
alexFYL 11
virgin alert.
malignantmegan 3
You know it ;)
justanotherbird 19
Haha...virgin with a small dick is more likely, judging on the comment. How could someone not know how vaginas work? You'd think with the amount of **** "******" they see, they'd get some idea of it.
malignantmegan 3
Really? Lol it was a joke. I know how a ****** works I have one xD but every other gal on here already explained it 4 times over. My bad mkay?? Oh and ps I don't watch ****. I have more important things to do :)
theFickleFinger 24
I had to give you a thumb's up for the eloquent phrase "gap ***** hole".
Calyx_fml 22
You need to take your tampon out before sex.
alexdeka 1
Well switch on tampon
fabechicken 0
Asian?
vi3tno_romeo 5
Guess he does not know how to work his gun...
12dcevin 5
Today, I realized my girlfriends **** are smaller than the width of my hand
Buzzy123 7
Send him penis enlargement e-mails
chicfuzzball 0
lol I read this and compared my dick to a tampon and noticed ur boyfriend really does have a small one
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
You take a tampon from your moms bathroom?
StuuPididiot 4
lmfao, that's the funniest complaint I've ever heard!
bubo_fml 11
However, after your boyfriend's lil' willy, a monster will stay w/ you for 9 months & eat you out of house & home for the next 18 years...Sounds like the tampon's the better deal...