brooke
United States
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
pantyripper
Essendon, Australia
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Matt988
India
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
rebekah
United States
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
lalalasmiles06
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Anonymous
Flemington, United States
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
Anonymous
Party trick
Today, I went to my cousin’s wedding and started tearing up during the vows. I reached into my purse for a tissue but accidentally pulled out a tampon, which flew across the aisle and landed right between the bride and groom. It's probably going to make it into the wedding video. FML
:((((
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
whiskey'swino
Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML
Pantsontheground
New York, United States
Looking like a fool...
Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML
chattyloz
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Stay classy
Today, I had to unpick a wedgie in the street. I backed against a wall, lifted my skirt and sorted it. I then turned around and caught eye contact with several men in the barbers behind me. Not such a solid wall after all. FML
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Faatz 4
That's very attractive.
mayyberry 4
Sounds bloody awful!
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Faatz 4
That's very attractive.
cookeemonster 7
She could have made up for the embarrassing scene by declaring it was ******* night.
pcentral 17
I'm sorry but that's just revolting. Picking out wedgies and tampons at dinner? What a classy chick...
fml121785 14
That's just nasty!
patrickalamo 48
Your a pig.
cookeemonster 7
^^cleveland voice! Well, picking out wedgies are revolting. You try wearing knickers all day, those things can be the most uncomfortable god-forsaken things on the planet. But I agree, the tampon was an extra special surprise.
fml121785 14
You really should have excused yourself in the first place if you were going to pick a wedgie!
pcentral 17
So I'm getting thumbed down for saying this is revolting... I'm confused... Do people actually think this is a totally acceptable thing to do at dinner?
deBlobX 12
32- and your an ugly dog
somewizdom 15
Did anybody else get turned on by reading this?
MissMae93 23
65 - No. It was definitely just you.
FirebirdF350 7
65, I just, retched a bit, I'm not sure if the more disturbing portion of what must be going on in your mind is the fact it excites you, or that you felt the need to ask people if it excited them....
Krysk_fml 0
32, 42- Your=/=You're
Krysk_fml 0
41 my bad
juliaispink 1
Now I will have to keep this very close to mind when on my period.
bizarre_ftw 22
And potentially painful
blondecat 6
First vote was by me!
tidbits5197 28
Well, congratulations. You wanna cookie or somethin'?
cookeemonster 7
I would...
CaptNomNom 17
Some people are so jealous they thump you down.
morgiepuff 14
You shouldn't have been picking out a wedgie during dinner, then.
Aug1508 9
When OP says ripped out, it sounds very painful!
hama806 19
Classy
shift_love 13
Your face fits this FML and comment lol
janelly16 7
Agreed. Why wouldn't she just go to the bathroom and fix herself.
NuTrees 9
What the hell?? That's weird. You must have been digging and pulling super tough to rip out your tampon. OP... That's gross and classless.. At the dinner table though.
ohjessica 11
Oh good lord. Just pray he didn't notice, and excuse yourself to the restroom.
cliffibom 15
She most likely didn't write this FML while still having dinner
Inheritance 10
I'm curious then if it was a wedgie to the crotch area. Because I can't see how fixing a wedgie in the back manages to do that.
rahrah765765 11
94- Sometimes the string makes its way into your butt cheeks. Another plausible instance could have been that while she pinched the material together the string got caught amongst the fabric and continued on with the pulling motion. Sorry, if this have you a mental imagine- I had to picture it myself in order to write about it :(
bizarre_ftw 22
94 — tampon string is in back, op grabs a section of underwear (with the string unintentionally in her grasp), op yanks on the underwear (and the string) while simultaneously pulling her body away, the tampon is pulled out, op screams, her bf is confused [...] op writes the FML
mayyberry 4
Sounds bloody awful!
DKjazz 20
It's a pun! Took a little while to sink in, but in the end it delivered. Thumbs up for you, good lady.
Ashleigh_99 7
Ba dum tss....
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Indeed. Not the greatest period in OP's life, I'm sure.
leadawg75 12
I se what you did there! Haha. Haha. That's punny!
gc327072 31
52- your comment is bad, and you should feel bad!
hoper423 3
This comment is great ^ ur just jealous
123josie123 11
^*you're
SmilelikeNiallH 8
How the hell did you manage that?!?
judeymoodey13 10
Ya how loose are you!
adaring 1
thongs can get caught with the string
ManInTheMachine 20
You couldn't excuse yourself to the bathroom? I know some people are comfortable with each other, but honestly. I would be on my best behavior on a date with my girlfriend-no ball scratching or anything.
ebonyirony 29
Or smelling it
TuLegit 4
Sucks for you mate, sorry.
Pogox 5
If it didn't suck, would it be on FML? Thank you for stating the obvious.
cookeemonster 7
Ouch. Sorry OP, bad luck there. Damn tampon strings.
nephilim241 19
Bloody hell...