Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML
Bad women's anatomy
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Wuss
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Top comments
k8izgr8_fml 0
well atleast you'll get one week of pleasure a month
marmlr339 14
Wow. Maybe he should strap the tampon on him.
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Comments (241)
Joey44 15
I love the wording on this one. Concise, to-the-point and hilarious. You, lady, have just written a quality FML.
juliemarbles 0
That's disgusting. Nobody wants to know that.
MyPerspective 4
More like FHL for having such a bitch of a girlfriend. Relationships aren't all about sex or dick size.
alexFYL 11
Who said anything about the quality of their relationship? She just realized her tampon goes in further. Learn to read, bro.
thewife5 19
I think the boyfriend found the FML..
ceddyz17 10
Nice and deep like
dx007 0
Come to me and I will show you a real man.
haqqnuru 3
I think u need great ******....... Size matters not.I think u need great ******....... Size matters not.
Quest_ 13
Are you repeating this to yourself over and over, curled up in the fetal position?
NoSpace_fml 6
Hmm ... FHL. :/ At least, you can get pleasure with your tampon :p
miZscrZee 0
OMGSH. poor you..):
deviable 9
It's not length that matters, it's girth.
Lludes 5
Sucks to be you!