Cantgetno
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Eva
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
rebekah
United States
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
woah
United States
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML
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Bellingham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad women's anatomy
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Anonymous
Denmark
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Sir Vom-a-lot
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
West Drayton, United Kingdom
Wuss
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
brooke
United States
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
asdfghjkl_12
United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
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k8izgr8_fml 0
well atleast you'll get one week of pleasure a month
marmlr339 14
Wow. Maybe he should strap the tampon on him.
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Comments (241)
TunechiXXL 0
Whoever says size doesn't matter...... Has a small penis..... Bigger is better sucka lips
j_cat187 20
Hmm I had a racist comment but in sick of being banned. ?
jessesgirl14 16
Awww! Poor you :( hopefully he knows how to work what he's got ;)
ZaraMarieSwag 0
Oh lord.
ReynshineCutting 10
Size definitely isn't everything. You don't want a guy that's too big or it's all pain and no pleasure. If they hit your cervix with every stroke your cervix will hurt like a bitch. If they're too thick it'll make you feel like you're tearing. Have him work on his technique if it's not good enough and don't worry about his size. It's better to have a smaller guy than a guy who hurts you every time.
alexFYL 11
I dunno about that. My ex had a rather large dick (he was a big dick, too, surprise), and none of the aforementioned things happened, and O.M.G. we had some fantastic sex. Closest I've ever came to climaxing during penetration. Meanwhile I've been with more average-sized guys who still didnt' know what the heck to do with it and hurt me with every stroke.
ReynshineCutting 10
My guy is lengthwise about average and just a little thicker. It's painful enough with him sometimes. I've been with bigger and I didn't get anything but pain from it. I have a really sensitive cervix so its easy for it to get hurt. My fiancé is the only one who's ever gotten me there and he does at least 2-4 times every time we make love. Sometimes a not huge penis is the perfect fit.
jewel92 0
That is not ok!!!! Super FML
clementine00 1
I have to agree with 103. My boyfriend has a pretty decently sized penis, and we do have great sex, but then I'm sore for days afterwards so then we have to wait a few days before we can have sex again or else it will just hurt. Bigger is absolutely not better. As long as he knows how to use it, there should be no problem, and if he doesn't ...well, then he would not be very good in bed anyway, regardless of his penis size.
ReynshineCutting 10
I'm so glad to know I'm not alone!!!
waldoo37 8
Turn your bf's penis into a hybrid and tape the tampon onto the end of his penis. There you go OP problem solved
kalbrek009 20
Oh, snap! Women are only 3-5 inches deep anyways but stretch to accommodate more...are you saying that a 3 inch tampon is longer than your guy? Sorry op, Maybe it's time to but a "toy" & get what you're missing. :)
totalkaos 3
wow...either ur used up or he's asian!