Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML
Bad women's anatomy
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Wuss
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Top comments
k8izgr8_fml 0
well atleast you'll get one week of pleasure a month
marmlr339 14
Wow. Maybe he should strap the tampon on him.
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Comments (241)
NoWarranty_fml 14
Rammstein said once "Too short, too tall. Doesn't matter, one size fits all"
kp4294 2
I would be trying to find a new boyfriend.
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
You like your men big?? Lol ballsy coming out on FML
born_hustla 26
What size tampon do you use?! Or what size is he?! Tsk tsk
Corey2796 1
Well you should come get some of this if your not satisfied with that.
unknown333tony 2
this is not worth ******* your life over!!! u can dup him n get a bigger boyfriend!
cjgqsmooth 0
well you need a rude boy then cuz it looks like your current boyfriend can't get it up lol
missy232 0
Time for extenze?
EdwardJayms 0
Of course it does, a tampon doesn't have a body attached to STOL it going in further.
gary_bush2000 2
Lol that is to funny
dakota_nikole 0
Lmfao. That's sad