Today, I learned that I'm the only person in my family that our new cat likes. She sleeps on my bed and always sits in my lap and despises everyone else. I'm allergic to cats. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, I learned I'm allergic to the 5-month-old kitten we got 3 days ago. It loves me, follows me everywhere and sleeps on my lap in the evenings. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, the strange cat that has adopted me inexplicably made its way into my house and curled up next to my head while I slept. I'm horribly allergic. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Cats rule, boys drool
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Itchy and scratchy
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
Today, after 25 years living with my dad, who is highly allergic to cats, I was finally able to adopt two kittens to live in my new place, just like I have always wanted. Guess who else is highly allergic to cats? Me, it seems. FML
Summer vibes
Today, my roommates adopted two kittens without consulting me. We're not allowed to have pets in our apartment and I'm severely allergic to cats. Oh well, it's not like I needed to be able to breathe this summer. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
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love2killu 21
The cat is planning your death.
smithv171 17
close the door to you room and keep the cat out! That's what I have to do too :) or take meds
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smithv171 17
close the door to you room and keep the cat out! That's what I have to do too :) or take meds
domking1315 20
But... Why would you guys get a cat if you're allergic...?
Rcmpbell 6
Because pets are nice to have. My older sister and my mother are both allergic to cats but they are still nice to own
HKCgrimmjow 15
You guys don't get the diabolical plan at hand here. The cat doesn't like OP, the cat HATES OP the most, which is why the cat sits on her. Because the cat knows she's allergic!
hallix 21
What meds are there to take if you're allergic to something? If it's Benadryl, the more often you take it, the less effective it gets...
smithv171 17
I've been taking Benadryl my whole life. It's still working for me. And that's why I added for OP to keep their room door closed because if they need to, they'll have a cat-free room to stay in.
love2killu 21
The cat is planning your death.
\ 28
Was it wheezing? If so then RUN
Barlucic 5
You got downvoted because they weren't here for the FML you were referring to.
Bano360 25
#58, people downvote anything they don't understand. I only downvote if someone says something stupid/ignorant etc
FilbertMoo 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Meow
felipe2342 18
Thank you for your addition.
Pleonasm 36
They have a sense for these things. It's reveling in your displeasure as we speak.
Markymark1202 12
Fuuucckk this guy⬆⬆⬆
VonBlitzkrieg 27
Well, cats love getting their ass kissed and making you beg for their acceptance. My guess is OP, being allergic to them, ignored it, and the cat can't have that happening. It's just a hunch that I have because my friend had two cats and they wall away from me if I pet them a few times, but they won't leave me alone if I ignore them. Bastards. They also act very cuddly when they're hungry while you're eating, then ignore once fed.
laurenasabutton 26
Maybe the cat realises you're allergic to her, and doesn't really like you at all. she just wants to make you ill.
Breegotcake 14
#5 I was thinking the same thing. Lols I highly doubt it but it would be funny/evil if it was true.
Nilorak 24
Yeah, that's probably it...
JMichael 26
That's most likely what the cat is doing. Cats are evil. It won't be long now before humans are the lower life forms and cats take over the world.
kittycatdex 8
The cat likes you,cuz you try to avoid her. with beeing not interested in her, you signal her not to be afraid of you...your family should try to "ignor" her and she'll be more interested in them => less cat-time for you...
TheCrispyCat 20
Beeing? OP has to act like a bee?
KittyLahv 27
Lol, smartass.
TheCrispyCat 20
I'm going to ignor you.
TunaFireStarter 16
Despite the difficulty it takes to read #6's comment, that's how cats tend to be. The body language humans show when they don't want a cats attention (not looking at it, avoiding it, etc.) are seen as non-threatening signals in cat language. The opposite is true as well and when people try to act friendly towards cats (looking them in the eyes, smiling, going towards/touching them, etc.) can be seen as very threatening. The cat probably sees that OP is trying to avoid it and thinks it's an invitation to be pals.
pita1331 7
Haha love your sarcastic comments!
kittycatdex 8
sorry smartass english is not my first or second language...
silvercamaro 22
Even when cats are trying to be nice they ruin things, sorry OP
xXanna_ 18
Why would your family even get a cat? That's got to be torture.
askullnamedbilly 33
Exactly. I find it hard to believe that OP got to an age where she can operate a computer, but has never before in her life seen (or smelled) a cat. Someone in OP's family was pretty damn inconsiderate to get a pet that another family member is allergic to.
Dthsapprntc 23
It is possible that OP was not allergic to the cat when it was acquired and developed the allergy over time. And since we love our pets so much it is unthinkable to give the cat away just because it can make one of our human family members terminally ill.
toomanyidiots 14
Terminal...? It's not end-stage cancer. An allergy, though unpleasant, won't inevitably cause death. Anaphylaxis can be fatal, but it is a severe allergic reaction and it is not considered a terminal illness. It is not guaranteed to occur. OP probably won't go into anaphylactic shock over the family cat if she hasn't already.
Dthsapprntc 23
Because I was totally serious and was not exaggerating at all. By the way, that was sarcasm, in case you didn't realize.
toomanyidiots 14
Then why would you open a sarcastic statement with a fact? Maybe you were being sarcastic about allergy changes too? People actually can develop or outgrow allergies over time. It sounded like ignorance, not sarcasm. On the internet, you never know.
underthesea12 24
This proves cats are pure evil!
chuka81 27
Cats are very evil. Everybody knows that.