Today, my boss is writing me up for not signing a report before I left work. He refused to print the report that day, and I don't have access to the printers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML
Today, my boss used our communal notebook to bitch out our entire department for not leaving a note notifying her that one of the machines was down. She wrote it on the same page as the note I left saying that one of the machines was down. FML
Today, my boss threw out the report I wrote for the board of directors. He said that if it were legal, he'd smash me in the balls with a brick for using Comic Sans. I had to do the whole thing again in another font with my coworkers snickering at me. FML
Today, I got chewed out by my boss. Why? Because my coworkers haven't gotten their work done. Now I have to scan them their work for them to complete it. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, my boss made me type up my own written warning, where I had to trash myself and describe my own "shocking incompetence". All the department heads are going to receive a copy of this. FML
Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss pulled me into his office and gave me a write-up for quitting, told me that he knows where I live, and that I'd better be at work tomorrow or he's going to come and drag me into work. FML
Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML
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Top comments
BlackHawkSavior 28
Send a carrier pigeon with your signature on a scroll
MrBlackledge 12
There wasn't anyone else who could print it for you?
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Comments (45)
BlackHawkSavior 28
Send a carrier pigeon with your signature on a scroll
chillaxed 14
carrie pigens are dead
Wizardo 34
RIP Carrie Pigens, she was taken from us too young.
chillaxed 14
why u hate on my spelling man respect
MrBlackledge 12
There wasn't anyone else who could print it for you?
capnbzarr 43
It's a trap!
TreeTreeMan 23
No no, the card is "*blank*! It's a trap!"
doge_ram 16
run
websphere69 27
write "report" on a blank piece of paper and sign it....
kuzzy00 22
If your job is important enough that you must sign your name on reports, then how do you not have access to printers? Aren't they networked in offices these days? Just find the IP address
mds9986 24
I wonder how much depression would be cured if bosses like this didn't exist.
olpally 33
I'd go right to HR. That's such crap! Bosses like that are so infuriating.
katluvr 22
This is definitely something up with which you should not put! Do not acknowledge the write up unless you have space for rebuttal.
MidnaLink 35
And if you couldn't print it out, WHY wouldn't he?