Today, with the experience of sitting behind someone on a roller coaster, I found out pee is affected by gravity. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML
Today, my bladder decided to empty itself while I was on a rollercoaster. FML
Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML
Today, I was unfortunate enough to discover what happens when you vomit mid-drink at a water fountain. FML
Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML
Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML
Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
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cutycat136 28
If you have discovered that, let us move onto the next lesson and learn that just about every other thing you can think of is going to be affected by gravity also.
mif_fml 27
Ew.. Honestly though I would rather that than vomit.
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mif_fml 27
Ew.. Honestly though I would rather that than vomit.
failedgamer01 20
Well at least you don't have any chunks to wash out. Easier to clean, you know? Either isn't a pleasant thought.
Paco_el_Taco 17
Either way I don't think I would be very happee...
LostInTheZone11 29
I used to work at an amusement park arcade, and a guy said he worked near one of the looping coasters (the oldest one) back in the 70s. He once saw a reluctant nauseous guy get on by force from his buddies. He barfed at the top of the loop, which then fell and met up with the car at the bottom of the loop.
EvilLittleGirl 24
you should have figured that out while peeing. also everything on earth is affected by gravity. uneducated idiot.
mif_fml 27
Rude #39.. Your name suits you.
Alup132 22
You gotta admit, that's hilarious!
cutycat136 28
If you have discovered that, let us move onto the next lesson and learn that just about every other thing you can think of is going to be affected by gravity also.
ZelmaSlayer 30
I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on. Oh wait..
howard007 18
At least you didn't use "then" otherwise the situation would get a lot worse
Dodge4x4Ram 46
the front is where is at buddy lol
Markovski 18
They not wearing pants?
ComoEsJuan 24
It's a very progressive nudist theme park.
noralutter 10
While its really gross and disgusting for you, imagine how embarrassing it was for the person who actually peed :/
ShowMeKay 20
Still worse for the person getting peed on. I really hope OP didn't have their mouth open at the time *shudders*
whitnayfortooh 29
Ew op
Mechazilla2 15
I'm still trying to figure out how this happens on a roller coaster, but still, that sucks. Hope everything turned out okay!
Mauskau 36
Someone got scared, wet themselves enough for it to soak through and liquid to enter the air, and as it went into the air as if they were stationary, OP moved through it and got wet.
MehNameIsJuan 15
How does one manage to do that?
abNormal62 23
I guess that old song "I'm gonna wash that man right out of my hair " actually applies in the situation
Crazyjohnb 23
No, I think "Shake it off" works better