Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
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Top comments
Mynxie 26
And that's when you get the police involved fast before she damages your property
Akitakat 31
Um, yeah... pretty sure she isn’t going to get away with that.
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Comments (27)
Akitakat 31
Um, yeah... pretty sure she isn’t going to get away with that.
Mynxie 26
And that's when you get the police involved fast before she damages your property
kazekai8 11
Pretty sure you name is on the house and the deed legally she can't evict you that is just grand theft now so yeah
clairecurses 19
Go to the police, obviously your girlfriend can't just keep your house & possessions.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Police. Now.
CrazyTrainWreck 19
I just hope you didn't put her name on anything.
thatslifeiguess7 16
This needs an update
Tarlachia 33
I had an ex threaten me with a large kitchen knife and the logic that “I still loved her.” Slapped the shit out of her hand holding the knife, which flew out of her hand, and told her to get the **** out of my house (that she didn’t have her name on anything). She never looked so stunned before, or probably ever again. That’s how you slap the Hollywood out of ‘em.
Donut_Wizard 23
They may take our houses, but they’ll never take our freedom! Wait, she got that too?
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
NOOO! MY FREEDOM!!!
Lobby_Bee 18
Uhhh maybe stop being a pushover?
RichardPencil 32
Not the Stone Sour and Korn tickets, too? Noooooo!