mad dude
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I'm pussy whipped by a chick I'm not even dating. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Tangled web
Today, I realized that I might be falling for a girl. She's fucking beautiful. She can't love me, I'm not good enough for her, and she's in love with someone else. Besides, I have a girlfriend but it never seems like we're close and I don't even know if I had a crush on her before, but I still love her as a friend and can't break her heart. FML
Jack
Minneapolis, United States
Take what you can get
Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized the closest thing I've had to an intimate relationship with a female is the one I have with my cat. Even then, she ignores me. FML
ohmylordy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while talking with my girlfriend about dating, I learned that she has had more girlfriends than I have. FML
Patrick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my ex-girlfriend has gone further with a girl than I have. FML
Anonymous
Good boy, best boy
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
France 🌶️ Spicy
Timing is everything
Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML
Forever Alone x2
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Glad for you
Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML
Anonymous
Dalton, United States
Today, this beautiful girl that I've known for a long time told me that she just can't date me anymore because I remind her too much of her cat. FML
crazycatlady
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Never enough
Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
Top comments
chasin_butterfli 0
You understand that you have to actually be getting it before you can be whipped by it, right?
Cinn_fml 23
Just learn that the word 'no' exists, because sometimes, it just needs to be used.
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Comments (154)
devin108023 0
not cool bro you need to jump on it or back off
torresfl7 0
wtf?! please say atleast you getting pussy because that is fukkin sad
baby1cakess2 0
Hey I have a friend just like that. You deserve it. Its not that hard to say no and its just sad when guys let girls whip them. I know I like a guy that can't stand up to me(:
dattracta 0
dude, don't worry what everyone says. this kind of thing happens more often than people will admit. it happened to me some years back, you don't even know how it happens, and BOOM... it's ultra frustrating and even harder to pull yourself out of that rut, good luck.
Calyx_fml 22
Well then have sex with her. At least it will be worth it.
RedPillSucks 33
Gee. Friends without benefits. Time to ditch her and go on Craigs list to get some friends with benefits.
cbowyer00 0
omg your BLACK
sting66 0
lame
schyde 0
why would you fml yourself to like a girl enough to be "whipped"??? you know why boys tease about being "pussy whipped"? it's because they are all pathetic assholes who aren't capable of being a sweet and tender guys who actually care about a girl and wants other things besides a quick ****! it's only to make themselves feel better when you are the one who should feel proud of yourself. stay how you are. but never let a girl walk all over you make sure she truly appreciates your kindness and willingness to do anything for her.
akd1v 0
not all guys are like that, most of them, then it gives the rest of us a bad name so when we try to meet a girl all we want is sex automatically in their minds
jestr 0
^ ^yea this guy has a point, the doushiest guys get too girls in my opinion
RedPillSucks 33
Because the girls keep falling for them. Girls dont go for the "nice" guys cause they got no game.
Madmolly 0
Ydi, grow some balls
Fiskars02 2
Me being pussy whipped means im probrably getting more pussy then all of you assholes who think being whipped is a bad thing.