Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted to my best friend that she basically just sees me as a dildo with annoying emotions. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Today, I appreciated how much my older sister is engaged and fully appreciative of how wonderful my girlfriend is… until my girlfriend told me that she has a huge crush on my sister. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
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Top comments
ByronJess 17
That makes you wonder exactly why she was still letting you sleep with her...
cjcstuart 7
Please tell me you pulled out...
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Comments (263)
krad204 21
That's really too bad...
SecretMe00 5
Was anybody else's first thought after reading this "wow"?
flockz 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
my first thought was how can he post an FML from the womb.... -forever alone-
ThisIsMyReign 4
You should have put in her ass for one last goodbye.
zombiegold 23
Why did she still let him have sex with her?
JacobWithaY 5
That is cockward....
Sinforme17 0
Doesn't matter had sex
RrLSf19 0
OP, ur most likely ex girlfriend has a timing problem....
nonamericandolla 6
Sorry about that! But u know most relationships are based on sex these days. That why I wanna meet the right person and marry him and then have sex
Roevera 14
Too bad is an understatement.
magicrock 8
Wait aren't boy/girlfriends or spouses supposed to be like your best friend or sibling? It's not supposed to be all serious you're supposed to have fun with them; like a friend.... BUT HEY THAT'S JUST ME!
DarkSeekerX94446 14
Wow.. Sorry for that dude, must've been awkward D:
superguppy19 3
Shush
GovernorGeneral 8
You my friend, have just been friendzoned. Or maybe in this case..brotherzoned...
LolFMLnot 10
Thats ****** . I seriously have no words to make OP feel better . But hey, at least you had a goodbye sex?
AyeTee77 18
Tell her that you think of her mother...all while still inside of her.
Kog_Hiro 17
I just had sex!
CRC_101 31
124 - Having a boyfriend and best friend? Quite possibly. Having a dual boyfriend and brother? **** NO!
mikentrigger 4
Joe Dirt style. "You're my sister! You're my sister!"
thatssomeBS 9
How is that not a turn-on? Just kidding... mostly...
auspycious 0
Incest, or wincest?
CareFace 16
Neither. Where are the rest of the options?!
Wassupwassup 0
Here's one: bitch got awkward-cest
BRONCOMAN79 0
Wincest!
honeybuncher 3
what's the difference?
teague95 16
anybody else think of that episode of supernatural when they hear wincest?
AmongstTheFaces 5
I didn't know there would be a test! I didn't study!
tygerarmy 35
Losecest. I'd instantly go soft. Did you finish?
z620 0
Doesn't matter had sex
heyhihello5736 0
114 Oh My god I thought it was just Me::)
Thabb 0
Well that's a mood killer.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
She must love soft penis. With all the fun of bendy spongyness, can you really blame her? Yes? Oh.
Wederoney 16
Talk about bad timing...
OriginalimoaN 15
You never know.. OP didn't say whether or not stopped.
KMtheDrummer 6
MUSE
lebronesque73091 12
3- Just a little bit.
ByronJess 17
That makes you wonder exactly why she was still letting you sleep with her...
MichellinMan 20
exactly what I was thinking man.
pinkcrayola 0
Hey, some people are into that.
thenoobftw 3
She probably ***** her own brother 0.0... Run while you can!!!
StoryOfTheYear 15
140- Oh my. Did you deduce that inference all on your own?
tennis06 7
insest?:/
TourettesGuyFTW 26
no darling, it's spelt incest.
Blazingcrono 6
No baby, it's spelled wincest.
DayAndNite 8
No, it's actually spelled "disgusting".
Pr0metheus 7
Cum on me, bro.
kooner55 0
*Cum in me, bro
cjcstuart 7
Please tell me you pulled out...
MichellinMan 20
pull out? I would've ******* bolted out the door, nude or not.
TheDrifter 24
Screw that, get your freak on and finish up. After all, girlfriends come and go but family is forever.
flockz 20
and a family member always cums first.
Wassupwassup 0
Oswald the hoe!
JustHayden 5
Na you gotta pretend you didn't hear her and when you finish be like wait what!?
chelseaaa92 7
Goodness...
kristen69 0
Haha
jman3113 4
Nah man In for the win!!
hahahaidontgetit_fml 5
well that's a bit awkward...
s15c 9
Friendzoned.
GeneDaemon 3
This case would be Lannister-zoned.
MichellinMan 20
that is awfully creepy.
kroekdog 7
At least the babies won't be messed up
GhettoXmuffin 7
Actually it's more likely for them to be "messed up."
anon80214 15
And she was letting you have sex with her because..? That's creepy. Time for a new girlfriend. FYL
ambamm135 7
That's taking brozoned to a whole new level. I hope you got the hell out of there op!