mad dude
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I'm pussy whipped by a chick I'm not even dating. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Tangled web
Today, I realized that I might be falling for a girl. She's fucking beautiful. She can't love me, I'm not good enough for her, and she's in love with someone else. Besides, I have a girlfriend but it never seems like we're close and I don't even know if I had a crush on her before, but I still love her as a friend and can't break her heart. FML
Jack
Minneapolis, United States
Take what you can get
Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized the closest thing I've had to an intimate relationship with a female is the one I have with my cat. Even then, she ignores me. FML
ohmylordy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while talking with my girlfriend about dating, I learned that she has had more girlfriends than I have. FML
Patrick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my ex-girlfriend has gone further with a girl than I have. FML
Anonymous
Good boy, best boy
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
France 🌶️ Spicy
Timing is everything
Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML
Forever Alone x2
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Glad for you
Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML
Anonymous
Dalton, United States
Today, this beautiful girl that I've known for a long time told me that she just can't date me anymore because I remind her too much of her cat. FML
crazycatlady
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Never enough
Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
Top comments
chasin_butterfli 0
You understand that you have to actually be getting it before you can be whipped by it, right?
Cinn_fml 23
Just learn that the word 'no' exists, because sometimes, it just needs to be used.
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Comments (154)
fearfulsymmetry 1
OP, grow some balls. Seriously.
diesel42o 0
tricks
kykyred 10
that reminds me of an ex friend, he recently asked her out and was utterly denied for all of facebook to see haha
jwolfe50 5
I didn't know my roomate had an fml account.
sexychickxoxoxo 0
Now this should be an fml,
quesos 5
been there =S
guppy40000 0
your in the friends zone. Be her friend but dont take her shit and make sure you show interest in plenty of other women. if it starts bugging her you might stand a chance with her.
Zmeilerr 22
Just for everyone's knowledge: (1) adj - situation whereupon a male is undeniably at the mercy of his high-maintinence girlfriend & answers to her every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of girlfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air. Google is your friend :)
Zmeilerr 22
Of course, since OP clearly stated in the post that he's not dating her, she would obviously not be his girlfriend, but who am I to modify the definition? I'd say it would be more or less a "friend with benefits". Thoughts?
RedPillSucks 33
What benefits?
Zmeilerr 22
They could be *******, RPS.
elmousey 5
Because apparently the first entry on urban dictionary is the definitive source on how a word should be used... While it is possible OP is getting sex, I find it unlikely that he would post it as an FML. Common usage of pussy whipped does not necessitate that any of said pussy is involved. More so that the guy is at her every beckon and call.
Zmeilerr 22
Which is what I insinuated in my first post, #103
WebDesigner22101 0
I totally know this guy
Darth_Taco 14
Dude...I am too. So is my boyfriend. We're a gay couple, so that really makes no sense to either of us. Just know that we know your pain.
violetsweety 26
omg. A dude is doing this to me. He will try to text me every hour of every day. and im like. can you shutup?