mad dude
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I'm pussy whipped by a chick I'm not even dating. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Tangled web
Today, I realized that I might be falling for a girl. She's fucking beautiful. She can't love me, I'm not good enough for her, and she's in love with someone else. Besides, I have a girlfriend but it never seems like we're close and I don't even know if I had a crush on her before, but I still love her as a friend and can't break her heart. FML
Jack
Minneapolis, United States
Take what you can get
Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized the closest thing I've had to an intimate relationship with a female is the one I have with my cat. Even then, she ignores me. FML
ohmylordy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while talking with my girlfriend about dating, I learned that she has had more girlfriends than I have. FML
Patrick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my ex-girlfriend has gone further with a girl than I have. FML
Anonymous
Good boy, best boy
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
France 🌶️ Spicy
Timing is everything
Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML
Forever Alone x2
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Glad for you
Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML
Anonymous
Dalton, United States
Today, this beautiful girl that I've known for a long time told me that she just can't date me anymore because I remind her too much of her cat. FML
crazycatlady
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Never enough
Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
Top comments
chasin_butterfli 0
You understand that you have to actually be getting it before you can be whipped by it, right?
Cinn_fml 23
Just learn that the word 'no' exists, because sometimes, it just needs to be used.
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Comments (154)
Jeebuss 0
Pussy whipped just means you give a shit. Sorry to all those guys who think you need to keep your "pimp hand strong" cuz being man means you are never told what to do. Being pussy whipped means you get the pussy after the whip. Even trade off. This is coming from a guy.
rockarolln89 0
Pshhh... Step up, brah.
noth091 0
Sorry for you man. You really need some solid game. I suggest you google some PUA stuff. It WILL help you. ALOT. Before searching, I advice you NOT to listen to any girl generating bullshit like "be nice" / "be kind to girls" / "display the willingness to do anything for her" / "if she orders you to jump, then ask her how high" / "let her control you". Trust me, it's bullshit. They want the man, not a girly man. PM me for more info.
nerdsgetmehot 23
If you're not standing up for yourself, then you deserve it.
lovexbox 8
By your mom.
BoobooBear8 0
Lol.. that happens..
jpwdragon 0
same man, I'm thinking either I need to ask her out or stop being a wimp, sad thing is I'm honestly considering the first option!
AdamWhore 0
Are you ronny from jersey shore? Lmao xD! Its funny cause its true!
xxshadow117xx 0
Post #101 ur a fag telling dude to get advice online. Sad how some men go so low.... All u need to do is not heed to her every whim be a nice guy but show her u can be a dick and kick somones teeth in if u have to. chicks like a guy that's a sweetheart but a badass as well. that's all u need to know
NewYearNewMe 0
Lol an I'm up at 2:30 waitin on a nga det I'm not even dating OMG does det mkes me "dickd whippd" *concerned face