Today, while talking with my girlfriend about dating, I learned that she has had more girlfriends than I have. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I realized that my ex-girlfriend has gone further with a girl than I have. FML
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, after my girlfriend told her mother that she is seeing a different guy than me because her mother doesn’t approve of me, I learned that she is also seeing said guy. FML
Loner
Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends, and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
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krushr 3
I'm pretty sure most guys wouldn't consider this an FML.
shortyshort21 0
maybe you guys had the same girlfriend...
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krushr 3
I'm pretty sure most guys wouldn't consider this an FML.
crumbycool881 0
so who cares if she did this ain't an fml
crumbycool881 0
so who cares if she did this ain't an fml
blakehilli8 0
If you wish to insult the logic of this FML, please do so while using proper grammar.
Mehness 0
11 - He was able to spell correctly, so no one cares.
DocBastard 40
Mehness- you are incorrect. Clearly Blake cares. Don't minimize his feelings.
jazmixer 0
Lucky bastard. This is so not an FML. When life gives you lemons, have a threesome.
Gloritank 8
Ain't Is a word, look it up.
5t3ff1k4h 47
61 - I understand that. There is a saying which I repeated here. It's poor grammar to use it which is why it's rarely used.
Gloritank 8
But it is in fact still a word.
BlackMoon_fml 9
HAHA, I second that!
KiddNYC1O 22
lmao, I love 75's reply.
Ishki 0
The only reason to insult grammar is when you can't refute the content, have fun being a idiot the rest of your life.
KingDingALing 9
Oohhhhhh yeahhhhh, two bannanas getting it on! Gegeti gegeti, alright!
joqez 0
1# Maybe OP is trying to tell us that she's lesbian which would completely suck. And I assume OP didn't know she was lesbian/bisexual which sucks as well, because you expect to know that sort of things from the beginning. In other words, **** your life OP, If I was her, I'd tell you. I always tell my girlfriends I'm bi, no need to feel ashamed. If they don't like me being bi I don't want to date them.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Alright, guys, go check the dictionary (a legitimate one...) and find where it defines "ain't". I'm almost positive it's not in the dictionary, which is where the saying "ain't ain't a word" came from.
takrushi 4
109. If you check a more recent edition of the dictionary you will see that 'ain't' is included as a word.
NettotWSecnarf 0
The OP is a guy so it seems likely that he's jealous but really I don't see why this wouldn't be a positive for him unless he's homophobic which tends to mean a lack of security in masculenity. Yay run on sentence!
6969awesome 0
#30 when god gives you lemons you find a new god
Dragons_corner 6
23 yes he spelled correctly ain't is a word but to be proper like 11 want you would say "is not" to be correct proper.
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
Ain't isn't a proper word, but it is still a word. And 109, it IS in the dictionary.
hobojo11 0
on what way is that bad
yeahyouare 0
dude your stupid. thats a plus.
missawesome16 0
y the hell does anyone care it's the internet u AIN'T supposed to spell stuf correctly it's like texting
tyc1194 0
dude threesomes are awesome listen to this guy
shortyshort21 0
maybe you guys had the same girlfriend...
MrDanimal 0
You are a sad lil man. Maybe you are the reason she has girlfriends?
brittanyrc 0
He doesn't say she has girlfriends, he says she has had them.
R3kli3 10
isn't that what straight guys love?
nerdsgetmehot 23
Not all straight guys would be thrilled. My boyfriend was okay with me being bisexual, but he didn't want to have a threesome (I didn't either). The thought of me being with a girl makes him jealous.
syedlink27 0
change ur picture. what kind of pose is that? The retarded giraffe?
nerdsgetmehot 23
Right, because I obviously take my pictures just for you and cater them to your specific tastes...
TheDrifter 24
It's not all straight men's fantasy. it's hard to compete against them, they know what will work on her better than most of us by virtue of experience with that anatomy.
deformedsurf 0
In that case can you take a picture of you making a fish face?
movie141 0
lol retarded giraffe
SugarBaby983 0
hey! be nice!! What is your picture? Nothing? oh, yeah it is. Atleast she doesn't care what u think and change it.
apoop 0
:o
DudeImBetter 0
fyl cause your girlfriend is butch.
WishResign 0
Those butch bitches are scary as ****.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Just because she's bisexual doesn't mean she's butch.
jkgfdxb 0
maybe she's 'lipstick' ahah
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
54/nerds: I've actually read a "religious" argument claiming that God's OK with lipstick lesbians, but not butchy ones. And all male homosexual is an abomination, of course. O.o I felt nauseous just reading it.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Jane: Whoa! Man, I feel little nauseous just hearing about that. :/
zenti 2
TheIrishJaneDoe, I hear that a lot and it pisses me off. People saying stuff like, "If you're gay then you're gross and will go to hell. Unless you're a girl, because then that's hot" or whatever.
joqez 0
AMEN #84, and then bi girls have it easy, try to be abi guy :-S
ranamile 0
Umm not really
Ninjasaurus18 9
Right? And they'll say "Oh, god makes no mistakes" and then you ask how gay people are going to hell then, if you're born like that and they say "God made a mistake." MAKE UP YOUR MINDS, PEOPLE!!!
LaitsGo 0
Lmao, way to be
FantasticFin 0
that's Katy Perry in that photo! fail!
whomppp 0
um that's not Katy perry. you failed
maphineRAWRS 10
hahah agreed with #1, but why do guys find that stuff so hot anyway? :S
marinus_fml 20
They don't. Only the guys that think with their dicks do.
maphineRAWRS 10
so that's what, 90% of the male population? :P
ahhnonomhisdude 0
"I believe men kissin' men is an abomination, but when womens kisses womens... well that seems alright." -Early Collar
farkie3 8
OP does, duhhh.
farkie3 8
OP does, duhh.
maphineRAWRS 10
well early collar was definatly male? haha yeah but why's it alright? don't get me wrong I'm not taking a stab at gay people, just wondering why guys think girl on girl is "hot"? haha!
johnnyexpl0sion 0
Honestly, watching two lesbians have sex isn't a big fantasy of mine, mostly because I don't like being able to look and not touch lol.
Nico1929 5
Girls are sexy, if there's more than one there's more the fun lol same reason I eat double stuff Oreo cookies...
secretxxx06 6
cause it is
dbao9 0
cuz 2 chicks tg is sexy!
dbao9 0
cuz 2 chicks tg is sexy!
Ancarnia 0
i think you got a good one :) just make sure she don't get confused downstairs.
amerwin 3
Depending on the length of the relationship, I would say FYL. However, generally speaking, dating history is a pretty early conversation.