Today, I sent a cute, jokey text to my girlfriend saying, "Just in case the world ends, I love you." Not only did she dump me because I was an "idiot for believing in the doomsday", which I don't, she also wrote a Facebook status about it. Now everyone thinks I'm mentally unstable. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML
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Top comments
Foolys 10
If she broke up with you over something trivial as a text message I would have to say you're better without her.
heythere131630 9
Well if the world does end your embarrassment won't last long.
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heythere131630 9
Well if the world does end your embarrassment won't last long.
sens3sfailing 25
shhh, she may write a fb post about you too!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Well hopefully some of her fb friends will make her see just what a retard she is..
OuchAndGoodfight 5
I doubt it. People tend to influence others through their words. They will side with her.
pipinya 8
1 - neither will the people he proved wrong
Foolys 10
If she broke up with you over something trivial as a text message I would have to say you're better without her.
Kinoster 20
I agree, if she broke up with you for something so small she might have been looking for a reason to break up with you.
gamercanadian 11
She called him mentally unstable, clearly she's the one with issues.
Carmstro 13
AND she publicly embarrassed him. I'd agree, doesn't seem like she's worth it to me. Seems arrogant too. Did she not even bother responding, "do you seriously believe the world's going to end?"
ajeppsen 25
That's a stupid reason to break up with somebody. If the world ends nobody will give two ***** about what you said anyway.
Ryan_Jaxson 8
That's incredibly sweet of you OP!
Zomg_Okay 27
38: #3 =/= OP.
rsunshine2020 13
Hopefully everyone that knows you probably won't think you actually meant it... Some people just can't handle sarcasm. Smh.
MDTeddy 13
Boy-"I love you sweetheart." Girl-"I think we need to see other people." Boy-"What just happened?" Apparently ily triggers break ups?
annie_nk 23
Ted Mosby would know all about that lol
Stefan1994 7
14 and so would Leonard Hofstadter.
LookAtMyGoat 8
You sent that from inside your apocalypse shelter didn't you?
pradip 26
She broke up with you thinking "just in case he may be a idiot, i'll dump him".
sens3sfailing 25
you finally found your niche! havent seen you get thumbed down in a while! CONGRATZ!
Nekogami 14
See prad? Told you all would be fine eventually. :-) ... Or is the fact you're not getting thumbed down a sign of the end times?... Oh noes!!
sens3sfailing 25
I thinks it's sign he just has good and funny comments now! YEEEEEYY
MissEmma_fml 22
Is today a YDI day or something? All the FMLs have most YDI votes...
Kinoster 20
I think it's a bug with the new app.
MissEmma_fml 22
Ahh.. This one's switched now typically. Thank you(:
annie_nk 23
This is getting a lot of YDI's which is a little unfair in my eyes. OP didn't know his girlfriend was gonna flip out like she did.
annie_nk 23
And now it has more YLS votes. At the time I commented it had like 150 YDI's and 30 YLS's.
LupeTabasco 5
THE WORLD IS GONNA END! EVERYONE DESERVES IT!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA
bakerella 29
Oh hey look, Dec 22
bakerella 29
Enjoy clinging to the next doomsday date they come up with next I guess
greenwich1945 13
Wow. Some people are just oblivious to sarcasm. Obviously you meant it in a cute, romantic way and it was pretty stupid of her to break up with you for something so small. FYL.