mad dude
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I'm pussy whipped by a chick I'm not even dating. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Tangled web
Today, I realized that I might be falling for a girl. She's fucking beautiful. She can't love me, I'm not good enough for her, and she's in love with someone else. Besides, I have a girlfriend but it never seems like we're close and I don't even know if I had a crush on her before, but I still love her as a friend and can't break her heart. FML
Jack
Minneapolis, United States
Take what you can get
Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized the closest thing I've had to an intimate relationship with a female is the one I have with my cat. Even then, she ignores me. FML
ohmylordy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while talking with my girlfriend about dating, I learned that she has had more girlfriends than I have. FML
Patrick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my ex-girlfriend has gone further with a girl than I have. FML
Anonymous
Good boy, best boy
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
France 🌶️ Spicy
Timing is everything
Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML
Forever Alone x2
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Glad for you
Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML
Anonymous
Dalton, United States
Today, this beautiful girl that I've known for a long time told me that she just can't date me anymore because I remind her too much of her cat. FML
crazycatlady
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Never enough
Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
Top comments
chasin_butterfli 0
You understand that you have to actually be getting it before you can be whipped by it, right?
Cinn_fml 23
Just learn that the word 'no' exists, because sometimes, it just needs to be used.
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Comments (154)
LilithHellfire 0
you deserve it stand up for yourself man!
iSitt 0
there's a special place in hell for people like you. Instead of horns they have "L"s over their heads.
dubstep87 0
pussy power
ericownz101 0
are you at least getting the pussy thats whipping you? or are you a pussy thats just getting whipped
IronZombie 0
next time she asks u to do something u tell her to assume the position and get on her knees then you'll think about doing what she wants after u get what u want. women need to be kept on a leash
babyyappld 7
my best guy friend is too it's hilarious
marinus_fml 20
Hahah you are so evil!
Rei_Ayanami 18
Are you the one who has him whipped, or is it another girl?
devinkc 2
:o
jestr 0
yep ur probably the most evil person in the world LOL jk give him a break will ya
micheledella 1
Ive got my best guy friend whipped too... it's freaking awesome!
BroadwayGirl16 6
Hehe yep my best guy friend is exactly the same way with me... I love it!
storethis 17
I guarantee that if genders were switched yall would freak
MauriceWinifred 0
Man up, you pussy.
FYLDeep 26
Something to do with your picture...
43bubba34 25
The cats left leg looks like a penis in your pic.
DarkHelmet 10
that picture is Awesome lol
iloveloosy12 0
I respect your pic
Mubus 0
3: Fail, try again
FaustXIII 0
Best pic ever.
freezingjimmy 1
Lol. Cute cat
macskapingvin 0
Pussy whipped... with a cat-o-nine-tails, presumably?
dragonaair 5
Or... with a lvl. 50 Ninetails?
prince122 0
no I believe the nine tailed fox.
Shitz_N_Gigglez 0
No Narutard. Lv. 99 Ninetails ftw.
lexie206 0
lol @94. your comment made my day.
chasin_butterfli 0
You understand that you have to actually be getting it before you can be whipped by it, right?
enoughgrace 4
^ this person is exactly right.
22cute 17
that's BS. Most guys are more pussy whipped when they get nothing. Anticipation is everything.
greatbigc 0
you are a failure.
klovemachine 24
so are you!
akd1v 0
Noooo that's bad, that's worse than saying the L word!
SmallTownCutie 0
There's an L word? I thought I was the expert on bad words. Darn.
sarah48_fml 0
lesbians?
yake12 0
labia?
x_missystaceey 0
I'm guessing the "L" word is LOVE ..
akd1v 0
well at least one person got it
x_missystaceey 0
yay !! it's me right ?!! :D :D
stevenmx86 8
I'm with 6... You can't be "pussy whipped" if you're not getting any... It sounds like you're just a pussy...
akd1v 0
he can be ******* her and not be with her....
chinte24 0
diz nigga rite here got a point
Cinn_fml 23
Just learn that the word 'no' exists, because sometimes, it just needs to be used.
blcarter81 0
No! You approach every FML from a serious point of view. It's a humorous website, have a sense of humor for **** sake...
IronZombie 0
you probably hear that word a lot. lol that was pretty mean of me sorry you left yourself wide open
skull4k9 0
like her legs every night sry i just had to
jazzy21 0
6, 10, you realize you don't need to be dating to be getting pussy? OP, giving you the benefit of the doubt that you know what "pussy-whipped" means, seriously, how is that an FML.
RedPillSucks 33
It's a desert topping for your cat, right? My cat hates coolwhip, so instead, I give him pussywhip. hmmm, goood.
enoughgrace 4
nice.
lackofcorporate 1
*dessert