mad dude
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I'm pussy whipped by a chick I'm not even dating. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Tangled web
Today, I realized that I might be falling for a girl. She's fucking beautiful. She can't love me, I'm not good enough for her, and she's in love with someone else. Besides, I have a girlfriend but it never seems like we're close and I don't even know if I had a crush on her before, but I still love her as a friend and can't break her heart. FML
Jack
Minneapolis, United States
Take what you can get
Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized the closest thing I've had to an intimate relationship with a female is the one I have with my cat. Even then, she ignores me. FML
ohmylordy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while talking with my girlfriend about dating, I learned that she has had more girlfriends than I have. FML
Patrick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my ex-girlfriend has gone further with a girl than I have. FML
Anonymous
Good boy, best boy
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
France 🌶️ Spicy
Timing is everything
Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML
Forever Alone x2
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Glad for you
Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML
Anonymous
Dalton, United States
Today, this beautiful girl that I've known for a long time told me that she just can't date me anymore because I remind her too much of her cat. FML
crazycatlady
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Never enough
Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
Top comments
chasin_butterfli 0
You understand that you have to actually be getting it before you can be whipped by it, right?
Cinn_fml 23
Just learn that the word 'no' exists, because sometimes, it just needs to be used.
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Comments (154)
Tracy_Evans 2
O.o really? Wow. Faaaail.
therealsuperman 0
The problem isn't that you aren't dating her, you just aren't getting any. There is a difference
amsftw 0
haaaaa sucks for you. stand up for yourself cause if you don't then ydi.
marylovesyou8D 7
that's your own fault.
Winter3ice 0
hahahahahahahahahahahaha that sucks dude...........But I found it funny shit anyway ha
Rand_fml 0
I have to wonder how many of the other posters have been guilty of the same thing?? (Most likely everyone...)
Cinn_fml 23
Including all the girls? :P
Rei_Ayanami 18
Maybe some of the guys, possibly a few girls, it's all about how desperate you are for sex.
Zmeilerr 22
Cinn, that had to be your best comment EVER.
blcarter81 0
No! That is enough out of you. You approach every FML from a serious point of view. it's a humorous website, have a f*cking sense of humor....
blcarter81 0
dunno why that reply ended up down here
generalfubar 0
that's bc you are a loser
perdix 31
I doubt he'd be complaining if he were ******* her without "officially" dating her. So, it's not pussy-whipped if you aren't getting the pussy, it's called being a sad desperate loser. To paraphrase Hannah Montana, "You've got the worst of both world" -- you are having to be ordered around like a slave, but without the occasional reward of some warm apple pie. You need to grow a spine and be kicked in your tiñy blue testicles!
DocBastard 40
Perdix, I mean this with all due deference, but you deserve to be kicked in the balls and then tarred and feathered for paraphrasing Hannah Montana. Shame on you, sir.
probablytrouble 0
To be honest, it completely invalidates the comment.
perdix 31
Doc, being kicked in the balls and tarred and feathered would be like a pleasure cruise compared to all the Hannah Montana and Suite Life I am subjected to!!!
starile 20
Or OP is such a loser that he would listen to and honor the words of Hannah Montana. Perdix utilized this strategy in order to get down to OP's level of comprehension.
RedPillSucks 33
Perdix, admit it. You can't tear yourself away from the TV when your "kids" are watching Hannah Montana, or Suit life....
perdix 31
Damn it, RPS! When I confided in you about my Ashley Tisdale obsession, you weren't supposed to blab it! If you've ever seen her on the "Disney At Night" channel, you'd see that she's as freaky as I fantasized she'd be. I'm Maddie about her
mrdaddy 0
funny
maybaybe 0
I'm sorry, OP but you deserve it. There is a two letter word starting with 'n' and ending in 'o'. Use it!
AmeenWhoElse 0
So your not gonna tell us what the word is? Allllrrriigght challenge accepted
djmigues 7
Yeah! What is this word you speak of?!