failure461
United States
Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
limeiscool
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Anger management
Today, about to fall asleep, a bug started buzzing behind the screen to my window. Losing my sanity, I punched the screen, forgetting all about the glass. I now have a cracked window and one still annoying bug. FML
Shinobi_3
United States
Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML
spideypowers
United States
Today, as I was using my mom's computer, a spider crawled onto the screen. So as per my usual reaction to seeing a spider, I smashed it as fast as I could. I missed the spider, but now I have to buy my mom a new monitor. FML
stupid
United States
Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML
Kevin
Berlin, Germany
Lightbulb moment
Today, I tried to smack a fly that was buzzing around my room. I ended up hitting the wall a little too hard, scaring my cat, who jumped up and ran under the bed, knocking over a lamp. The fly is fine. FML
romainmain
Charleville-m?zi?res, France
Today, I saw a small bug on the wall, so I decided to send it straight to the insect afterlife by smashing it with a book. The book crushed it, and caused my clock to come free from the wall and crash down onto my TV. FML
dumbblonde
United States
Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML
ferrarismyname
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Shotgun
Today, I was sitting shotgun in the car. A huge bug came inside, and everyone began to freak out so naturally I began to swat at it. I got the fly, but I also cracked the windshield. I paid $229 to kill a bug. FML
strokingitasitype
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Gander, Canada
Gunked up
Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML
GamingWolfy5
Today, I got angry at my computer, and instead of bashing my keyboard with my fists, I bashed my face on the keyboard. It REALLY hurt. FML
Top comments
jennss96 2
Dumbass, you didn't have to hit it that hard :P
orangeduck 6
Flys are so annoying. I sometimes go hulk if it interrupts my Taylor Swift.
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Comments (132)
jennss96 2
Dumbass, you didn't have to hit it that hard :P
nyrangers1022 6
jus be glad it didnt land on ur face. u probably woulda broke ur nose
futtbuck101 1
That always bugs me
YacL 15
Yay, cheap puns are awesome.
jonathanhand 0
I see what you did there, futtbuck. very punny
MaryJane232323 9
wow! you're so bright! no one wouldve ever guessed that! :P
Jake_2013 0
Flys are SCARY!!!
muhaidib 2
OP did you at least get it!?
Idonebeenhad 17
HULK SMASH!!!
FarSide 23
And I bet you missed the damn fly anyway.
flockz 20
well now his messed up computer screen matches his messed up keyboard he ruined while masterbating. FYL mr. fly
FunnyGuy5051 7
this reminds me of the time I closed my laptop and some June bugs few in and got squish
cynide 13
thats what she said ;)
A7X_LoVeee 10
No. The fly survived and flew happily out the window into the cool night's breeze.
A7X_LoVeee 10
(in reply to 47)
EvilPotato 15
wow I'm debating whether to laugh out loud or cry.
EvilPotato 15
oh and at least he got a chance to try out his FALCO PUNCHHHHHHH. Ahem sorry about that, good day.
YacL 15
I don't want to sound like a douche or nothing, but someone has to do it. It's actually Falcon Punch.
jess6blondie9 3
Wow... I know flys are pesky little fellas, but you could have shooed it away from the computer so that you didn't break it.
jess6blondie9 3
I guess not.
lulututu 4
19 but that saying is very common :)
GiddyXD 0
really? just over a fly?
worldcupcheer17 0
you're a dumbass.
Molord1 0
can you read...?
worldcupcheer17 0
30, if your comments toward me, I wasn't directing it to 2, I was directing it towards op.
LilyLovesYouLots 0
flies are evil O.o
sandi315 0
y would you direct it toward OP if u replied to 2's comment?
Bekeliyr 10
Maybe if he leaves the doors shut more often, flies wouldn't come in leading up to the events to where his computer screen is now broken.
Yoshi_Fue 9
Then why the **** do you do it in reply to #2, attention *****?
orangeduck 6
Flys are so annoying. I sometimes go hulk if it interrupts my Taylor Swift.
dreamering 16
If I was you, I wouldn't keep shotguns at home.
hellbilly205 17
got to love taylor swift
kuizinaz 0
i got fed up with them so i locked them up in a room with me and smashed them with a clothe to death... yes it was that bad...
FlyPhoenix 0
Wow was it that serious?
kendallhi 9
how big was the fly? WTF…
FearBeauty 0
What do you mean by "ruined"?
MrSassypants 34
OP actually tackled it. .....OP missed the fly.
MissBunnyWillEat 11
let me put this in terms of stupid... arg... *brain explodes* nevermind.
tsim_fml 0
24- i pictured that and started cracking up
simonisnotacat 4
they headbutted the monitor and killed everything.. except the bug. cause those little ******* are invincible
freddyisepic 2
Wtf? Did you try to punch it?
agummere796 0
he was just trying to monitor your computer usage:D
allisonsapphireh 0
oh how punny
ColorfulDonut 7
I have a strange feeling this wasn't a pun...
cgchamp89 7
I have done this before... and for those of you asking if it's worth it -- no, I can't say it is...
womanjesus 0
No one asked. Were not mentally challenged.
SirEBC 7
Guess again, 33.
cgchamp89 7
33, did you even read the comments before posting that?
Kawboy 1
33. No we're not but you are
Yoshi_Fue 9
Of course a stupid comment coming from a woman who doesn't slow down enough to think anything through... Especially one who calls herself a female Jesus. O lawd...
scoutzoey 3
33 ur a dumbass
kewlaidman10 15
how hard did u hit the computer dumbass?