Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML
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Today, I found that the only two people I've ever been in love with fell in love with one another. FML
Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML
Today, I found out that the woman I could fall in love with is dating a friend of mine. I think I will end up alone, and die alone. FML
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, I found out the first person I was able to open up to in nearly ten years is already in a relationship. FML
Today, I discovered the man I'm in love with, the only person I've found attractive in the past 8 years, has a girlfriend, and has done for almost a year. I feel physically sick. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out the girl I like is in love with someone else. Five weeks ago, she told me she's never been in love. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years is dating another girl. Not only do she and I share the same hair and eye color, but we also happen to have the same first name. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend and the guy I had a crush on for 2 years are getting married. The worst part is that they've been dating for 2 years in secret, and just came out about it now. I've been telling her for 2 years how much I like him, and she's encouraged me the whole time. FML
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yogamaster9000 0
Wait, bisexual?
drawmesunshine 17
Threesome?
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yogamaster9000 0
Wait, bisexual?
Neopets_dot_com 0
Cause big dicks in your ass is bad for your health
kjcookie10 9
You should try for a threesome! ;)
perdix 31
#22, if she can find guys with skinny dicks, it would be cheaper than a colonic.
xSonic 9
^^ Very original comment..
iluvhobos 5
Or they were both guys and both gay? It doesn't have to be that she is bisexual.
bassdredd 2
"feelings towards for"? i think that's the real fml here
allenye818 2
All 3 are women
Fruit_Dealer 9
Technically it's either all lesbian women, two of the three are bisexual (assuming two males are bi since they date each other and dated OP, or OP is bi, giving two bi women and a probably confused guy), or I'll make myself a fruit salad. Crazy mix is crazy good.
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Nice Ice Cube reference #22.
bassmaestro 10
So who is bi?
ZebulonPike 8
Maybe all three are lesbians.
StoryOfTheYear 15
It could also be that the other two are homosexual males.
BeefyQueef 5
*Jizzes in pants* UH OOOOOH (in Peter Griffins voice)
candyfreak 4
^^^ That's what I was thinking
jaredjudd21 2
#26 **** in pants There's no need for voice
StoryOfTheYear 15
*Looks at 64* *Looks at 26* *Looks at 64's picture* *Is confused*
thiscrazything 1
Too many possible variations, it blows my mind.
perdix 31
#70, you need some brain training, there are only three variations, the two people are either (eye): a) Two guys -- the OP is a straight woman who likes two different guys who turn out to be gay. b) Two girls -- the OP is a lesbian who ended up the "odd man out," so to speak c) A guy and a girl -- the OP is bisexual and her two love interests love each other. Was that so hard?
polishperson5253 5
That's what I automatically thought when I read it. Haha
shankle1234 0
What's a pedo bear look like?!
sparkrok 8
it has a black face, and bright yellow eyes...
ohSNAPyall 27
81 or the two guys could be bi, but they aren't into her.
AlwaysCracked 6
81 you're also forgetting that all 3 could be guys and OP is just the odd man out. Poor OP :/
hubla 0
How do you know one of them isn't a tranny see what I did there I through a wrench in your machine jk
valdancer99 0
Dangg... FYL
22cute 17
That sounds complicated...!
landry5247 0
You gay?
ClassyCommando 13
*redneck voice* One o' them gosh-dang queer-o-sexuals.
koolkat27 13
this^
gothiccandy 9
The Op is a female, I imagine the ones she's had feelings for are male.
KiddNYC1O 22
Why are you getting thumbed down? ^ It's not a far-fetched possibility...
landry5247 0
Dam.. Haters lol
CIVIVFanatic 3
@66 Although it's been said a million times elsewhere I feel obliged to point out that there is NO situation here in which all parties are straight, which is what you seem to be predicating your assertion that the people for whom she has feelings are both male. Still you have a 1 in 3 chance (though I personally find the 3 lesbian thing the most likely for the simple reason that there is no difference in sexuality).
AlwaysCracked 6
123 did you read your comment before you posted it?
drawmesunshine 17
Threesome?
foreveraloneXC 10
It's not gay if it's a threeway
jskibabe22 4
Thats what i was thinking!
lemonsquid 6
fun ._.
K_kanaka 26
Ouch. Sorry about that but chin up I'm sure you will meet someone.
Brooksyp88 0
For some reason whenever I read 6's comment I thought he meant, "Sorry for that butt chin, I'm sure you'll you'll meet someone." Anyone else? No? Okay.
eatsleepjb 8
Yeah I was wondering if anyone else noticed that!
Amrel 10
Well, i speak for all of us when i say, I hate cheating bitches!
redbluegreen 41
I don't think cheating is necessarily the correct word here.
SmittyJA24 26
It's not cheating if nobody is married.
Amrel 10
Wow i totally misread that
TheMaster15 10
14- im pretty sure you can cheat without being married.
sassypenguinxox 15
Smittyja24, your logic is so faulty it's unreal
djth3t4ank 4
14 .....are you retarded?
XanderJayNix 17
Irrelevant post is irrelevant.
WickedClownMCL 1
Lol #5 i thought the sanem thing when i read that!
Chad_the_Brony 0
What the **** is a sanem?
KiddNYC1O 22
New spelling of 'same'. Duh.
drawmesunshine 17
Or salmon. Or semen. Or shaman. It really could go a number of ways. But you're probably right; it's "same."
thisisafunnyname 12
8, why the **** wouldn't you reply to 5 then?
ikickgingers 15
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unknown_1223 0
Either you're bi or the two guys are gay ?
Shrike 24
No shit, how long did it take you to figure that one out, genius?
ferrettamer 6
Or, they all are lesbians?
Guy247bp2 1
I'm so confused right now.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
She's a lesbian. She's bisexual. Sraight. Pansexual. Etc. The couple is Girl x Boy. Girl x Girl. Boy x Boy. Etc. Many possibilites. WE GET IT.
xXAndroid117Xx 2
Who's bisexual, gay, or lesbian?
flipfloperson 5
Your mom