Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping the floor. She mopped all around where I was standing then told me to wait until the floor dried to move. I had to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
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redroses5 0
Should have said "No, and I'm sorry, I didn't know you didn't have a brain" Who the **** pees in a tanning salon? wtf
amelinat 0
Oh my god you're joking! I guess you really can't underestimate stupidity! Now you will have to post a notice saying "Customers please note: Tanning booths are not toilets"
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LouieG2OO7 0
I would of been like, HEY! THAT'S WHAT A BATHROOM IS FOR!
redroses5 0
Should have said "No, and I'm sorry, I didn't know you didn't have a brain" Who the **** pees in a tanning salon? wtf
kosherkraut 5
I pee at the tanning salon all the time. But I use the restroom.
24788 7
I hate when people just assume. It really ***** up your day.
amelinat 0
Oh my god you're joking! I guess you really can't underestimate stupidity! Now you will have to post a notice saying "Customers please note: Tanning booths are not toilets"
shoegal808 0
EW! What kind of woman would do that while getting a spray tan?!
beansprouts 6
I would assume that it was a stand and tan, not spray tan, as spray tan rooms usually do have a drain in the floor for cleaning (I've worked at one) and usually someone has to spray you down, so they would notice you peeing on the floor, where as stand and tan you go in the room alone and get into an upright tanning bed.
Thassodar 0
There are just some people who can't resist peeing when they're standing there naked. In a booth. Being sprayed by tanning solu... I don't know where that was going.
troyboyd05 0
What the **** is wrong with your face?!?
allylolll 0
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG TROY! you literally made me bust out laughing
sublimetime614 0
I was thinking the same thing!!!
Rahnt 0
Glad I wasn't the only one!
dips200 0
A women? Sweet dude. Good handle on the English language. Seems like you might deserve the mess she left you with.
Pharmacist_fml 2
wtf are you talking about moron? people like you don't deserve to live.
Pharmacist_fml 2
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ImaBmyLonurTees 0
It says "a woman" retard.
love15_fml 8
Wouldn't that mess up her tan?? (Just another reason she's stupid.) And your life is f***ed
Blardo 0
Thats when you backhand her and tell her to stay in the kitchen.
Phallus_fml 0
It's "a woman", not "a women". YDI for interrogating the poor one. How dare you!