Today, a girl I work with was talking to me in an Eeyore voice. I'm not sure if it's because she's sad and pathetic, or if she thinks I'm sad and pathetic. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to step out of my comfort zone and talk to my coworker because people have been saying I’m too shy. I say, "Hey" to a girl and she made fun of my voice. She’s the one who told me to talk more. FML
Today, after weeks of everyone at work avoiding me, I finally asked my coworker what was up. She informed me, “You’re 350lbs and try to dress like an office siren, it’s pathetic to look at.” FML
Today, I had a conversation with the cute girl I like at work for the first time. I told her I worked in the camping department of the store, and we had a long chat about how she heard that the guy who runs that department is a complete dick head. I am the guy who runs that department. FML
Today, we didn't have much to do at work, so I struck up a conversation with a coworker I have a crush on - a girl with one arm. I wanted to tell her I thought she was pretty, but I ended up saying I thought she looked like a pirate queen. FML
Today, I was talking to a female friend online. She was typing out a story bit by bit about how awful she was feeling after being teased. I was responding with, "So, so true" but because of my slow typing it appeared after she wrote, "Doesn't help being fat." FML
Today, my coworker keeps loudly saying things like, "Oh, now THIS!" If I don't ask, "What?" she pouts. If I do ask, she tells me, at length and with very bad grammar, how every one of our colleagues and partners is either stupid, rude or out to get her. FML
Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML
Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML
Today, another employee scolded me for being "socially awkward". The same employee who just before had a 10 minute discussion with a client about her poop. FML
Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML
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Cinn_fml 23
Or maybe she was just trying to be funny? If not, either reevaluate your life and figure out if it's her or you. Or just talk to her and ask.
TheJaQ 0
Perhaps it's both...
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Comments (91)
abcnonamecba 0
that sucks!
thecool444 0
This fml is stupid. I would point out the flaws but I'm on my iPod so someone please do it for me.
imaginaryvoice 18
You should talk back as Pooh bear
hate_spoons 0
lol this is funny:)
ifyouseekamy666 0
wut if she just likes eeyore? gosh...
iSitt 0
always assume you're being insulted. always act like you're not.
greatnt249 0
#34, what does that even accomplish?
KingDingALing 9
It's time for a bitch slap! :D
StoryOfTheYear 15
uh........
josh5634 0
39, nothing. :)
willou35_fml 13
yep
shaannonwilding 0
LMFAO. this made my day.. also second? :)
TheJaQ 0
Perhaps it's both...
A_Khalifa 0
Perhaps this is not a legitimate fml
Cinn_fml 23
Or maybe she was just trying to be funny? If not, either reevaluate your life and figure out if it's her or you. Or just talk to her and ask.
TheJaQ 0
But if she really is sad and pathetic then asking her might tip the scales toward depressed and suicidal.
lajaynay 15
Though reevaluation is a good idea if OP is sad and pathetic, I'm not sure how this is an FML.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
My first thought on this was maybe it amused her so I'm glad someone else considered that. I used to mimic Eeyore just because he sounds funny.
Cinn_fml 23
TheJaQ, I figured that too, however I'm sure the OP might be able to subtly get a few snippets that will allow her to give her an inkling, I wasn't meaning she directly ask.
5up3rTAN 0
hah I think it's you !!!!
zafeer 0
your wierd
JeNaiRasLeBol 0
this is not an FML. -_-
guckylynn 19
Agreed. I hate the FML posts like this one!
Person1233 13
Should have said "I'll stick your tail back on your ass ;)."
raygers1018 0
You are so cool.
bwfc83 0
What the hell is an 'Eeyore' voice?
greatnt249 0
*Facepalm* Either I'm getting old at the ripe age of 23, or the generational gap is even bigger (and worse) than I thought.
Subtext 10
I didn't know that either. Then again, I've never read or watched Winnie-the-Pooh...
Trollz4daLULZ 2
It's a voice like Eeyore. Hence the term "Eeyore voice". Glad I could help!
greatnt249 0
Either way, YouTube/Google are your friends.
WYK_fml 0
Never?! BLASPHEMY
Telinaa 0
If you've never read or seen Winnie the Pooh, or don't know what it is, for that matter, all I have to say here is... No. There are no words to describe your sad, sad little lives. ):
ohSNAPyall 27
I'm not sure how reading Winnie the Pooh would show you how Eeyore sounds.
greatnt249 0
#69, touche; I had not considered that.
analyzewithin 0
YDI, for caring what some chick who talks like eeyore thinks of you. This is just silly. More working, less pathetic. +/-
iSitt 0
I like your pic
shaannonwilding 0
^agreed!
xxgallardolp560 5
if u like the pic than search for Cyanide and Happiness at explosm.net they make comics and those r the characters. 4give the short talk.
analyzewithin 0
C+H also has an app of course.
hnz 13
both of you are sad and pathetic..