Today, I got to see a waterfall up close. Too bad it was in my bedroom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML
Soaked
Today, I came home to my bed and most of my room soaking wet. This morning, my mom thought it would be "smart" to warm up my room by opening the skylight above my bed. There were heavy showers all day today. FML
WHO ARE YOU?
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Drip drip drip
Today, I was staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time. It's a small, old cottage in the countryside. I went up for a shower and didn't realise that the plug hole was blocked. Before I knew it, the bathroom floor was completely flooded and the ceiling below was dripping. FML
Today, the rain was pouring really hard outside. I found this out when it started raining on me at 4 am inside my dorm room. Thanks college. FML
Today, I was sitting on my balcony reading a book. My upstairs neighbors thought that would be a good time to water their flowers. I'm now drenched in water, as is my book. FML
Boundaries
Today, I woke up to my step-mother taking a shower in my bathroom. Of course, this would be fine, if my bathroom wasn't connected to my room and closet, or that I live in an apartment in their back yard, built before she moved in. FML
Heavenly Shower
Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML
Titanic
Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML
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Soloman212 28
Location, location, location... (Bet the landlord didn't mention that in the brochure!)
zingline89 18
First time going down on your girlfriend? Giggity.
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KOn311 2
Was there a rainbow?
treychat1 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Sir you make no ******* sense at all...please seek death...lol
Soloman212 28
Location, location, location... (Bet the landlord didn't mention that in the brochure!)
romesh17fml 8
Well if you can't go to it, it comes to you!
Spiral_Thoughts 19
The waterfall chooses the person, Mr. Potter.
False_Stupidity 42
Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'water closet'.
TheElderTROLLZ 15
Now how did that happen?
ohSNAPyall 27
Don't go chasin' waterfalls.
Spiral_Thoughts 19
24: It is better than chasin' pavements.
ebonyirony 29
Just stick to the rivers and streams you're used to!
ShyAnn29 15
24, that's a good song!
BunchieRules 31
I have a few theories: 1. OP's house is under a lake. 2. Rain... lots of rain. 3. OP has an anonymous enemy secretly dumping buckets of water into the house. 4. OP is dreaming, and the water is actually a kick which will cause OP to wake up. 5. OP lives in the batcave. Or, as someone previously stated... Aliens.
gijgaj 0
This guys hazed
NomNomMuffin 5
Haven't you always wanted to stand under a waterfall?
igive 29
Depends. let's hope it wasn't the sewage pipe that burst. that wouldn't be chocolate rain....
boofgall 16
My guess is the bathroom leaked!
Feared 9
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
vocaloidtiger 12
This could make for countless other FMLs if you told the story of why there's a waterfall in your bedroom. Today, after some hard partying the night before, I woke up to find water raining down from my bedroom ceiling. FML Today, I discovered why the rent was so cheap when a found a cascade of water falling from my bedroom ceiling. FML The possibilities are endless, OP.
vocaloidtiger 12
Now hold on, I never said that my theories of why OP's ceiling is leaking are true, I was just giving examples.
AKGirlinSD 20
Making up more ways to state this FML: Today, I learned, the hard way, that I should have purchased renter's insurance after discovering the waterfall in my apartment, FML. You're right, this could be said a million different ways lol.
Spiral_Thoughts 19
Today, I discovered that my upstairs neighbor believes that she's a mermaid. FML.
ShyAnn29 15
Today, I realized why waterbeds aren't a good idea! FML
Forlorn420 9
Today, Narnia flooded my apartment. FML
ilovefall10 21
The only thing I can picture is that there was A LOT of rain and it all busted through your roof. OR... Somebody dunked a huge bucket of water on you. Eithere way, FYL.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
No, silly. You're not very imaginative, are you? :P
Crazberry 5
I get the feeling that this person lives in Thunder Bay. There was a lot of flooding because of the amount of rain that's fallen.
egc573 40
There's only so many places that waterfall could have come from...I wouldn't wade in that water for very long if I were you.
zingline89 18
First time going down on your girlfriend? Giggity.
zingline89 18
Cleveland: Oh that's naaasty
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I must congratulate you, #10. Good one!
Spiral_Thoughts 19
D: I wish I could thumbs up this twice!
xxGhost_Wolfxx 2
Looks like Professor Oak didn't stop someone from using waterfall...
Spiral_Thoughts 19
You both are very Oddish. I say we should exeggcute you two!
Forlorn420 9
Mewtwo #42 I eggtree with your statement
Forlorn420 9
Fail on my answer. Sorry I was a bit drowzee. My best answer shoulda been ditto
insanexnh 13
42 - there's no shaymin making pokemon jokes!
dizzybloom 1
This whole thread is Farfetch'd. I can't deScyther if what's coming out of your Meowth is
redreynard 14
Ah, the ambient sound of a burst sewage pipe.
TheElderTROLLZ 15
And shit falling from the roof with the sewage... The smell is great, ain't it?
redreynard 14
Pleasing to all the senses, really.