Today, I was warned by a friend that unless I make more effort with my boyfriend, he'll be snapped up by someone else, and proved it by showing me text screenshots of at least three women I know who are all hoping to pounce on him when I eventually fuck it up so badly he dumps me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML
Today, I was reading comments on an FML, and saw some made from my girlfriend's account. Now I know she's one of those people who say "Dump him!" even when the situation clearly doesn't warrant dumping. Looks like I might be in for a sudden breakup in the future. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break up. FML
Today, I realized my (soon to be ex) boyfriend has been preemptively sending me his Snaps as regular chat photos/videos on Snapchat so our interaction could go down. This way, he can have the girl he’s been cheating on me with become his #1 best friend, thus demoting me. FML
Today, I saw a message on my boyfriend's phone from one of his friends, saying I was a downgrade from his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML
Today, the guy I broke up with for being too possessive and jealous threatened to leak my nudes if he sees or hears that I've gotten with anyone else. FML
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
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SirEnigM0nk 22
She sounds a bit jealous...was your friend one of these 3 women by any chance?
Crowned Sataness 12
That's how it is for anyone. If you're not a good partner they start to look elsewhere. you have to raise them higher if you want them to be untouchable. the shit part though is some people wander no matter how high you raise them. it's a crap shoot
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SirEnigM0nk 22
She sounds a bit jealous...was your friend one of these 3 women by any chance?
Crowned Sataness 12
That's how it is for anyone. If you're not a good partner they start to look elsewhere. you have to raise them higher if you want them to be untouchable. the shit part though is some people wander no matter how high you raise them. it's a crap shoot
RichardPencil 32
Send nudes. But only good ones. Send me a bunch and I'll tell you which ones will save your relationship. I give and I give.
JackWood 21
They sound like vultures.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
How I feel about this one depends on if you have been taking him for granted or not. If you have, you should consider yourself lucky to have got a warning before you got dumped. If not, forewarned is forearmed, now you know who to watch out for.
rotflqtms_ 21
That's one thing I hate about relationships. No matter what guy you have, there's always some woman looking to snatch him up away from you. Sometimes I wonder what the point even is.