evilparents
United States
Today, I realized that my parents never ground me as a punishment because I don't get out enough for it to matter. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Anger management
Today, my parents tried to apologize for wrongly grounding me. I told them to go fuck themselves, so now I'm re-grounded. FML
blue15564
Davenport, United States
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
MovingOut
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bad grandma
Today, I'm grounded for literally the whole summer because my parents found out that I was still seeing my grandma behind their backs, even though they banned her from ever seeing us again after she spanked my sister. FML
Anonymous
North Olmsted, United States
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Anonymous
United States
Rebel yell
Today, my mom and stepdad finally grounded my horrible, rebellious sister. The problem is that they grounded me as well in order to "keep me in line and make sure that I don't do what she was doing." FML
minikat
Today, my parents woke me up and grounded me for the "disrespectful" things I said to them in my sleep. Apparently I say these things every night, and each time I do they extend the grounding. FML
1357katie
Canada
How very dare you?
Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML
ironyisabitch
Rohnert Park, United States
Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML
mammasboy
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Springfield, United States
You gotta be kidding me?
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
Top comments
MeganCello 8
Join the club. >.< Though my mother just takes away my phone or computer privilages.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
if I had a life I'd tell you to get a life, but to avoid hypocrisy, FYL
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Hgielad_720 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Aww, get a life! :)
seanders 10
Do they chain you up and feed you fish heads?
marleyvk 0
yeah, really? creepy
fakeaccountX 6
That gives you plenty of time to play WoW and **********.
marleyvk 0
fakeaccount, you win when it comes to display pictures.
ATL_chris 6
parenting win
the_flirtt 0
right 29
angels21 0
27 is hot,
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
if I had a life I'd tell you to get a life, but to avoid hypocrisy, FYL
TenderizeMe 0
So? You never grounded. Be happy.
jewban 3
lol even if u do have friends just play along with it then u can go out
scribz 0
hey Sean!!!!
pooper19 3
my shit gets moderated but yet u let some shank say "hey Sean" fml
the_flirtt 0
haha
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
This reminds me of the time when Mel Gibson and I were grounded, and i converted him to Christianity for fun.....my bad guys
logiibearr 0
damn u fine
JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0
#103, from all the above comments, which one are you talking about? I bet it was #87! >:D
EpicPear 0
YDI for realizing that your parents never ground you as a punishment because you don't get out enough for it to matter.
aadk 0
56 - I would love to tenderize you ;) wow that sounded hella creepy haha OP - I think you should just get some friends and not tell your parents about them. That way, you can just have fun when you're "grounded"
richarosky 0
aadk that was creep, but u dont know what is goin on in my mind with all the things i would do to 56.
seanders 10
Just remember guys: No matter how hot a girl us, somebody, somewhere is tired of putting up with her shit.
iSonia 18
It's not that easy. Some people's parents are so strict they won't even allow them to go out anyway.
beeffyboy 0
3rd
Hgielad_720 0
Congrats.
MeganCello 8
Join the club. >.< Though my mother just takes away my phone or computer privilages.
iSonia 18
Yeah same.... But after like half an hour my dad gives me my iPhone back because I need a phone for 'safety reasons' LOL. As for my laptop I need it 'for homework' hahaha
kirbydumas 10
Me too
hallix 21
Same here... EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW.
AlyWallyy 0
lmao that's me as well how the **** are they evil for not punishing you? ur a good kid suck it up.
Iknowthings 0
You don't necessarily have to go out to get grounded; be really rude to them. That should do it!
KylaaKatastrophe 0
Guuyysss. We have to listen to this dude. Clearly, he knows things...
White_Fury 0
It's pretty bad when your parents can't even ground you because you have no life. stop playing WOW op!
brannyh 0
Why does everyone hate WOW?
MonkeySpeaks 4
Because it's an addictive game that turns kids into recluses. It turns adults into them too. I know a guy who never leaves his house, refuses to work, makes his girlfriend do EVERYTHING for him, because he's so addicted. He won't even go out to dinner with her because he may have a mission or whatever the eff it's called. I'm sorry but that is PATHETIC. Did you know they even have REHAB for this now? It falls under audio visual addiction. My brother went. WOW kids... It is NOT NORMAL to have all social interaction online. And by normal I mean ITS NOT HEALTHY. It's not condusive to a productive life and you are NOT a contributing member of society. You're a technology hermit. All you WOW addicts need to STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER. Go outside. There IS A WORLD outside. Stop relying on the computer. Seriously. The internet is here for research and entertainment in your DOWNTIME. Not your sole outlet for entertainment. Geez. My children will NEVER be allowed to play that game. I've watched it destroy otherwise healthy, active, normal people. And don't give me "what is normal anyway" BS. You're right, there is no "rule" out there to state what is normal. But WOW people are just.. ya'll have social problems, plain and simple. It is NOT a healthy or productive lifestyle. Period.
Bobissmall 13
Reality is a nice place, but i wouldn't want to live there.
iSonia 18
Well said Tarvoz!
denaysanders 0
sucks for you
xShannonxSammyx 7
Hey, that's not so bad! You can sit on your ass and play xbox for hours. The american dream.
thatonename 7
it really is amazing. :)
twitch851 9
that's my dream
FYLDeep 26
As long as you're happy with your life, and your parents aren't doing way worse things instead of grounding you, then who cares?
Fortuitous 0
You can vote online! And ********** while you're doing that! See, everyone wins. You support your country and somewhat pacify your need to eat out (or get eaten).