Today, I woke up at 1:39 a.m. to my dad's phone going off, only to hear my parents having sex. It's now 2:12 a.m. and I can still hear them going at it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, yet again, I woke up at the sound of my parents having sex like apes, and couldn't get back to sleep. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I was lying in bed, trying to sleep, when I heard my parents having sex, so I put on my headphones. After listening to music for a good long while, I figured they were done by now, so I took off the headphones just in time to hear them finish. FML
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I woke up early. As I was just about to fall back asleep, I was re-awoken to the sound of my parents doing it in the shower. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
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Top comments
weeping_willow 25
Good for them for keeping it alive, Sucks for you for having to listen to it. Invest in some noise canceling headphones. Or listen to music
Mungolikecandy 19
It is good they have a healthy relationship, also earplugs,
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Comments (10)
weeping_willow 25
Good for them for keeping it alive, Sucks for you for having to listen to it. Invest in some noise canceling headphones. Or listen to music
Mungolikecandy 19
It is good they have a healthy relationship, also earplugs,
bigdaddyeric 37
Is it phone sex? What’s the phone doing ringing at 0100 ? Curious 🧐
JosephFDawson 7
It's a sex alarm
bidet 10
too bad for you (or for your future significant other) that stamina isn't an inherited trait.
RichardPencil 32
That’s 33 minutes. I love math problems!
samomaha 17
33 minutes? Why, they're only just getting started.
jriley4u 17
Go them!!! Lol.
misswilwarin96 11
Glad they're still having sex and for over 30 minutes at that. I like to wear earplugs to bed.
Hangryko 32
They waited until the middle of the night when you're supposed to be asleep. When are they supposed to do it? When you move out?