Today, I fell off of the deck in my backyard, which wouldn't have been that bad if my drunk, idiot brother hadn't jumped off behind me yelling, "FINISH HIM!" while delivering a bone-crushing body slam. He is fine. I, however, am currently getting a cast for a broken arm. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML
Today, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun. It went straight through the cast and now I need to go back to the hospital. FML
Today, I tried to prank my brother with the butter floor prank after coming back from work. As a result, my brother stepped out of ER with an arm cast, stitches on his head and a neck collar. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. I went into hospital to get it put in a cast, but still went into school afterwards. I got written up for truancy because I didn't have a doctor's note. The cast was still on my arm. FML
Today, I came out from the E.R. with an arm cast and stitches on my head, all because a cyclist ran me over on a pedestrian walkway and got away. FML
Today, I had to cut short my New Year's resolution of going to the gym daily, when the meathead next to me dropped some heavy weights, which bounced and landed on my foot. I'm sitting at home in a cast. FML
Today, I found out that I not only dislocated two bones in my foot, but also fractured one of those two bones and snapped the other. How did this happen? I tripped over a single stair walking from the bar to the beer garden. I didn't even get to drink anything. FML
Today, I dislocated my arm while trying to escape from underneath a flipped over kayak. Who saved me? My two brothers-in-law. Who didn't? My husband, because his "feet were hurting." FML
Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML
Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML
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TheBiggerBoot 7
Wait till he's asleep in bed then do the same.
theoldman 22
Now the next step for your brother is to go into WWE because he now has his catchphrase: THE BONE CRUSHER. Literally.
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Comments (30)
DeanML 5
Hehe
Dick_diamond 22
You shouldn't have tensed up, dude.. Seriously, though, I hope you feel better soon. FYL
TheBiggerBoot 7
Wait till he's asleep in bed then do the same.
barfingcat21 18
FYL and **** your brother's life, he probably feels really bad about the whole thing. Don't worry, your arm will get better though.
LyricaSilvan 30
He was drunk. I doubt he honestly remembers it.
theoldman 22
Now the next step for your brother is to go into WWE because he now has his catchphrase: THE BONE CRUSHER. Literally.
mattyiscool123 26
I'm not sure but that's probably been used already
JusTheo 17
A legendary story to tell your grandkids
Brycillium 4
FATALITY! Seriously, I hope you're recovering well, and you probably should stay away from your brother while he's drunk in the future.
Tre_Tre 15
While I admit it sucks you broke your arm it was pretty funny how his immediate reaction was to dive off after you
s25_fml 7
im sorry this is ******* hilarious
jimeple 12
What kind of pills do they give for a broken arm?